Katy Perry is finally taking a stand on her relationship with John Mayer: she’s laying down some ground rules.
Heads up Russell Brand your ex-wife is hanging out at the Chateau Marmont with no other than the serial celebrity dater John Mayer. Uh-oh!
So the story goes like this, John Mayer goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Lindsay Lohan goes to Butter nightclub in NYC. Samantha Ronson is DJing at Butter nightclub in NYC. Do I even need to finish?
Lindsay sat at John’s table. John worked some moves with Samantha and got her to come join his table. The three had a great time and went their separate ways…or did they? Have you ever known John Mayer to pass up on a piece of the pie? Have you known Lindsay Lohan to miss eating the last sausage on the grill?
This is what came from their Twitter accounts that fateful night.
@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face 🙂
I’ve got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he’s lost a role model. What a shame.
Now I’m not saying they boned, but they had sex. Please do not bother to reach the CDC in Atlanta because the whole facility has been relocated to New York to handle the STD apocalypse. The Mayans believed the world would end in 2012 through natural disasters. This is completely and utterly false. The world will end when the orgy of Lindsay Lohan, John Mayer, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Carrot Top has reached its pinnacle and giant crab-like monsters roam the Earth.
I will be safely stowed away in my Trojan covered bunker. Did you know Twinkies last forever?
If you really care to follow these events, Celebitchy has much more info.
If sources are right, then Jen and John are a couple again! Goodbye Gerard Butler! Goodbye Bradley Cooper!
A source close to Jennifer Aniston says that you won’t see her dating normal guys; that what she does is to go after the hottest guy at the moment, so that she will get herself in the limelight. Think Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and Gerard Butler. I think, it’s circumstantial evidence at best. I think that someone might be having a little spat with Jennifer and feels like getting back at her, but then again, I have been wrong many times.