First I called the whole Rachel Uchitel getting paid fiasco and now I come pretty damn close to calling out Miley Cyrus being in a bikini. Next year this site is turning into a stock picker site so I can make all of you ungrateful gargoyles rich.
Next year at this time you will be reading about the Miley Cyrus bikini video, you heard it here first. If you doubt me then I suggest you get 10,000 of your friends and subscribe to this site and check back everyday until it happens, because it will.
Well there isn’t a video, but there are a ton of pics and The Superficial has them. Seriously though folks, can we just admit I am getting that damn good at this. I mean I have only been doing this whole talk about celebs behind their back thing for 3 days and yet I can already tell you who is going to do a nosedive into a pool of rubbers next (Megan Fox).
Stay tuned tomorrow for…ha, you thought I would tell you. Get your own future-seeing brain. Oh and Miley, I have one word for you sweetheart: manicure. Guys dig nice nails.