Taylor Swift in a bikini. Taylor Swift in a bikini with a man. Taylor Swift in a bikini with a man that didn’t star in Twilight nor changes into a werewolf. Taylor Swift with no booty.
Do any of these things change the fact you are going to watch this video? Of course not. That is the power of Taylor Swift.
Next year at this time you will be reading about the Miley Cyrus bikini video, you heard it here first. If you doubt me then I suggest you get 10,000 of your friends and subscribe to this site and check back everyday until it happens, because it will.
Taylor Swift is probably cheating on her man, just throwing that out there. Okay, that was a bad rumor…or was it? If you realize this is a ploy to get Taylor to contact me and ask me out on a date then you are correct. I will wear corduroys. We will eat jellybeans.