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David & wife Victoria “Posh” Beckham were spotted out & about Beverly Hills on Monday.

The trio, with 4-year-old Romeo in tow, were seen scouting out the area for a spot of lunch & some good shopping fun.  Hilariously, Victoria was also trying to give a shout out to family friend Tom Cruise, as she had her tank top embroidered with Jerry Maguire catchphrase, ”Show me the money.”

That’s just too cute, guys.

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Mom/wife/actress/Scientologist Katie Holmes was spotted walking the red carpet for the New York premiere of Hairspray on Monday.

Holmes made a surprise appearance at the Ziegfeld Theatre in a sexy black mini dress.  The 28-year-old star came to support the entire cast of the film, but most especially fellow Scientologist John Travolta.

Although Katie looked fabulous at the event, I can't help but try to peer into her eyes for some glimmer of happiness.  You tell me.



TomKat’s Suri Spotted in Germany


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Wow!  Hasn't adorable Suri Cruise just turned into the cutest of celeb kids?

Even with parents like robomom Katie Holmes & Scientologist Tom Cruise, Suri has managed to beat all odd with her apple-cheeked sweetness. 

Suri & family were recently spotted in Germany where daddy Tom is filming scenes for his Hitler assassin film, Valkayrie. 



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Germans Hate Scientologist Tom Cruise


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I think I found something else to love about the fair country of Germany, they too also hate Scientologist Tom Cruise.  Well, I guess hate is a strong word, maybe just a very strong dislike.

Anyhoo, apparently Cruise was set to star in a movie about a plot to assassinate Adolf Hitler, but it appears as if Germany is not allowing the directors to film at military sites due to Tom being a Scientologist.  Knew that was going to get him into trouble one day...

Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology because they feel it's really just a sneaky way of getting money out of folks, and I'm not sure that they're that far away from the truth. 

A German military spokesman stated that the directors "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".

Well, Tom, it looks like you've finally met your match, Germany.

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According to reports, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes plan on getting pregnant again pretty soon.  After Katie gave birth to baby Suri, the Hollywood couple was hooked.

Life & Style is reporting that TomKat will be moving into their new $35 million mansion in June & will be turning one of the seven bedrooms into a nursery.  Gaw!  And Katie just hustled to get that baby weight off!



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When you think of model Brooke Shields, you probably think of that infamous, public battle that she had with Tom Cruise or perhaps you think of postpardom depression itself.

Either way, you more than likely don’t think of Brooke as hilarous or even that funny, but this video (see it here) by FunnyOrDie.com is going to change all that.  Quite literately, Brooke is off the damn hook.

From the folks who brought us that Will Ferrell landlord short, comes Shields’ Playground Tales.  The video stars the former model as a suburban mother who tries to dispense wisdom among the swing sets of life.

In the short, Brooke warns her daughter to “check yourself before you wreck yourself”, something I am sure we all yell to our own kids on the playground. 

Sheilds’ daughter settles down a bit, telling a playmate that her mom’s “pimp hand is way strong.”

Hil-freeking-arious.

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As rumors abound about Katie Holmes being trapped in a marriage to Tom Cruise, friends of the couple are stepping up to reveal what’s what.

Jada Pinkett Smith, recently gave PEOPLE the lowdown, saying that Katie is no prisoner, “It burns my soul – I see her in the house with Tom; he doesn’t have that on her! It kills me. ‘Tom’s this monster and he’s got her chained up in the basement and he’s forcing Scientology down her throat’ – it’s bulls—. Let me tell you: Kate ain’t no little wimpy kitty cat. It’s not that ballgame. For real.”

Well, if Jada said it, maybe I can swallow it…  What do you think?

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Sweetiepie Katie Holmes has recently taken a break from her crazypants man Tom Cruise & begun filming a movie, about damn time if you ask me.

Holmes met back up with Cruise in New York City earlier this week for a private dinner that was aiming to raise money for a “Detoxification Project”.  The project, as it were, is based on the principles of Scientology & will offer free treatment to workers who suffer breathing problems due to toxin exposure at Ground Zero.

Sounds like Tom has a soft spot, or does he?  I have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called “Detoxification Project” is just a cover for more spreading of the so-called religion Scientology & that really and truly TomKat are aliens at heart.  I’m really just taking a shot in the dark on this one, but if the Enquirer can do it, so can we.

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It looks like overprotective hubby Tom Cruise actually let Katie Holmes out of the house for a spell.  TomKat, along with baby Suri, were spotted at adopted son Conner’s basketball game at Beverly Hills High School.
 
Katie looks like she’s trying to make a Yoko Ono face, Suri is working it for the gentleman in front of her & Tom is probably thinking about how best to convert everyone to Scientology.  All in all, a normal TomKat outing I would say.

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tom-brady-giesle-bundchen-pregnant-rumors-3-12-07.jpgYou know, if these pregnancy rumors are true then football quarterback Tom Brady has one potent sperm bank in there.

With Tom’s ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan already four months pregnant with a Tom Brady superbaby, it also looks like new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen might have the same luck as well.

The rumor on the street is that after the new couple of Brady & Bundchen found out they were pregs as well, the duo decided to go on a European vacation through Rome, Milan & Paris before heading out to Brazil last week to meet the Victoria’s Secret model’s parents.  Actually, that does sound kinda heavy, meeting the parents & all.

Reps for not Brady & Bundchen have said they will not comment on the matter.  Ooo lala, sounds like Brady’s a sure bet in at least one department!

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tom-cruise-katie-holmes-baby-boy-3-8-07.jpgI’m fairly certain this news has to be bunk, but according to TMZ Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes might be expanding their family sometime soon, or maybe they’re just hoping for an L. Ron Hubbard reincarnation to occur.  Who knows with these damn Scientologists?

Well, TMZ is reporting that a Cruise & Holmes team member visited the trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, revealing that the couple was looking for four separate “scenarios” for a baby boy’s nursery.  Maybe the hot Hollywood couple is planning on adopting soon? 

The team TomKat pal was overheard saying, “We want to be prepared for a baby boy.”

The themes the insider walked away with were sports, nursery rhymes, cartoon & the color blue.  Kinda boring if you ask me. 

Reportedly  Petit Tresor was given a deadline of April 15, just three days before baby Suri’s first birthday, to come up with the respective designs for each scenario.  Truly odd indeed.  Maybe Cruise & Holmes are just going on a Vietnamese shopping trip soon & plan to pick up a baby on the way home, Jolie-Pitt style.

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Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise Get Their Freak On in New Video

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First things first, check out this video of Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise getting their freak on here. 

Wow, right?  How awkward can two Scientologists be, eh?  The whole time I was watching this hilarious video, my inside self said, “Look away!  Look away!”

This fabulous footage was taken at the Market America pre-Super Bowl party which besides featuring TomKat getting their freak on, also featured performances by pals Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez. 

It is rumored by Hollyscoop that TomKat even started “dancing on tables” & “freaking each other” while the likes of  Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Andy Roddick, Kid Rock, Matt Leinhart, Scarlett Johansson, John Legend, Maria Menounos & Jeremy Piven just looked on.  So maybe that’s what was going on in that picture with Nick, Vanessa & Fergie.  It make so much more sense now!

Silly TomKat, don’t you know that freaking just isn’t fit for white people like you, especially in public?!

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