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Jessica’s in a baby frenzy

How is Jessica Alba preparing for her baby? She’s in a “frantic nesting mode” and getting really excited (if a little anxious) about being a mom.

“I’m used to having to be somewhere all the time, and it’s kind of the first time in my life where I really haven’t been working in a while, and now it’s just about the baby being healthy, the house being ready, and nesting, it’s really different. It’s cool – I feel like I’m fully absorbing the whole experience.”

Jessica Alba’s baby bash

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Jessica Alba looks absolutely glowing at her star-studded baby shower, which was held at the Ever After Teahouse in Studio City, Calif. Friends Kim Kardashian (not pictured) and Rashida Jones were by her side. Fiance Cash Warren dropped by in the middle of the event.

Jessica Alba insults Zac Efron

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Jessica Alba isn’t impressed by Zac Efron, the star of ‘High School Musical’.

She told Elle magazine that she ran into the heart throb at the Teen’s Choice Awards. “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup,” she said. News flash, Jessica: little ‘kid’ just became a millionaire, and (at 28 years old) Jessica can’t claim to have that much more movie experience than he does.

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“I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross.”

“Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb.” She added, with a laugh: “Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now!”

~Jessica Alba giving an old friend hell after winning a Teen Choice Award

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I am so pleased to be posting about something other than Lindsay Lohan’s idiocy, I can tell you that much!  And the fact that hottie Jessica Alba has split up with her boyfriend of more than two years, Cash Warren, makes it all worth while.

26-year-old Alba reportedly broke up with her28-year-old producer beau last week, over the phone.  Hrmmm, well that was kind of a bitch move, wasn’t it? 

An insider reveals that Jessica called Cash & told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.”

Within just a few short hours, Alba has sent an assistant over to the Los Angeles home the two shared together to pack up Warren’s belongings & essentially move his ass out.

Cash is very broken up about the whole ordeal, according to a source who stated, “The breakup “happened…almost out of nowhere.”

“[Cash] thinks it’s for another guy but doesn’t know….he’s totally devastated. But it was all her.”

Well, wonder who will be next on Alba’s dating list….

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essica Alba is sporting the cover of GQ magazine these days & it got me thinking.  Is Jessica all that?  You tell me…

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Sexbomb Jessica Alba fears fellow actress Felicity Huffman, & not just because of her face.  Alba claims that when she was a teenager, Felicity made her cry like a baby.

It goes like this, when Alba was 16-years-old she attended a six-week acting class run by Huffman at the Atlantic Theater Company.  Apparently Jessica left in tears every time Huffman would criticize her performances.

Jess reveals, “Felicity was very hard on me. She’s a tough cookie, that one. I just remember her making me cry because I didn’t prepare a scene right, or I didn’t talk loud enough.”

Who else thinks we should kick Felicity’s ass?

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“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”

~Jessica Alba

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Jessica Alba Gets Busted

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Sexypants Jessica Alba was pulled over earlier this week by the coppers & was somehow unable to charm her way out of a speeding ticket.  There’s no hope for any of us if Jessica Alba cannot get out of a ticket, is there?

Maybe this has something to do with the fact that Jess recently revealed that she just doesn’t think she’s sexy.  ”People think of me as just a sexy girl, but I’m really goofy – like, super goofy.”

Yeah, Jessica Alba not hot.  That’ll be the day.

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Okay, we all know that Jessica Alba is a big hottie, right?

And we all know that the first Fantastic Four was a disastrous film, despite her appearance.

But what the hell was she thinking doing another damn Terrible Four?  I guess it’s just for those green backs…

Alba was recently spotted arriving in Sydney for the movie premiere of  The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, which is sure to suck just as bad as the previous one.

I’m thinking Alba should go for a more interesting movie next time, say Alba Does Dallas or something.  What do you think?

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