There must be something about how the moon, stars, and planets are misaligned once a year during the 14th day of February. It’s that time of the year where people think that they can dress a little crazier, a little more risqué, and a little more weird.

Well, it wasn’t exactly February 14; it was more like February 11, the night when the cast of Valentine’s Day attended the European premiere in London. The stars in attendance, who usually impress us with their red carpet frocks, shocked the begeezers out of me with their choice of threads that night. See for yourself.

Jessica Alba

Hofit Golan

Demi Moore

Remember when the world wanted Jessica Alba? Then she got pregnant and had to marry her boyfriend Cash Warren early so as to make it look like people in America still care if you are married before you have kids. Wait, you guys still do? Well good thing I’m writing this from Greenland where babies don’t exist.

Can you still believe these two are still married? I know I can’t. He seems like a douchebag that doesn’t treat his fine lady right, but I guess when you have a kid together the bonds get tied a bit tighter. I wonder how much her stock dropped after she got married? She used to be the rising star, then she got married and now is a simple bit player in the game.

Of course that could all be due to the fact she really can’t act. I think her best performance was in Entourage where she got to play herself. Her second best performance of course was in Sin City when she was dancing and not talking.

I’m not giving her crap because it takes a lot of skills for someone to do a great acting job without even speaking. In fact, I would argue only the most talented of actors could pull it off.

Give this girl an Oscar and give this douche his divorce papers.

The People’s Choice Awards 2010 just wrapped up and the night’s most stylish are already making headlines. Here are my top 5 picks:

Hot momma Jessica Alba shined in an Antonio Berardi brocade dress paired with silver strappies.

Sandra Bullock’s fashion choices have always been hit and miss, so I was happy to see her looking fabulous in this nude Vivienne Westwood gown.

While most celebrities followed the standard glam code, fashion rebel Ginnifer Goodwin stood out with her striped Christian Lacroix minidress accessorized with large corsages.

Always a red carpet favorite, Taylor Swift looked stunning in a white Jenny Peckham dress and silver Christian Louboutin shoes.

That Herve Leger gown fit Diane Kruger in all the right places, while her accessories spelled chic: a rockstar box clutch and metallic shoes.

Who was your favorite? View the red carpet arrivals, highlights, and winners here.

…at least according to these pics because I don’t see her boring hubby around anywhere. She is lounging with her peeps and this looks like the thing women do when they end a relationship. They get together and take a trip to Mexico to do illegal things that you can’t do in the US.

Now I am not saying she really is single, I am just saying that if you were judging just by these pics then you could assume she is. She probably isn’t, but you know she has to be getting tired of her man. Married at a young age only because she wanted to get knocked up by a guy she met on a horrible movie. I mean, that isn’t the fairytale type of lifestyle that the celebs we follow should be going for, but she went for it and I’m just saying she is ending it shortly. I know these things because I have senses that allow me to understand the complexities of women.

Does this make me a god? In some cultures it probably does, but I also fart a lot which makes me a king in other cultures. Basically you can assume overall that I am a great guy. Watch, I’ll even post another pic of Jessica hanging out with friends and no man.

Now even you are thinking that she is single now aren’t you? Don’t lie. Maybe if we all hope at the same time it will really come true. I got first dibs on her though since I have put this massive effort together.

Although Halloween seemed tamer this year, we still managed to round up Hollywood’s best dressed. It’s that time of the year when freakish suits and outlandish getups get our thumbs up. Tell us which costume you loved best.

Paris Hilton downs a few drinks and does a cancan around Tinseltown.

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon arrive at a New York party dressed in matching angel costumes.

Brentwood—Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant, husband Len Wiseman as Eric Draven from The Crow, and daughter Lily as a magician.

Toy Story—Gwen Stafani-Rossdale takes the whole family for some Halloween fun. She goes as Jesse the Cowgirl with her dinosaur-clad tots Kingston and Zuma. Boo to hubby Gavin Rossdale, who would’ve made a cool Woody.

Emile Hirsch takes off from Never Never Land and heads off to Club XIV.

Eliza Dushku and boyfriend Rick Fox dress up like a couple of zombie gangsters for a Halloween party at Club XIV.

Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom dress up like caped crusaders Batman and Catwoman.

Jordin Sparks leaves Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Voyeur in Los Angeles as a disheveled Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. Holding her hand is boyfriend Steph Jones.

Jessica Alba goes as Dora the Explorer, while her beau Cash Warren (not pictured) comes as Diego.

Star Wars was the theme on NBC’s Today Show; Anne Curry as Darth Vadar, Matt Lauer as Luke Skywalker, Natalie Morales as Queen Padma Amidala, Hoda Kotb as Yoda, Meredith Vieira as Princess Leia, Kathy Lee Gifford as C3PO and Al Roker as Han Solo.

She plastered shark posters all over Oklahoma City but no charges are going to be filed. She did it on behalf of an environmental group. Wasn’t plastering posters bad for the environment anyway? And if she weren’t Jessica Alba, would the charges have been withheld as well?

That’s how she describes herself now that she is a mommy. She cried when she had to work out to lose weight for her Campari calendar shoot. She cries whenever she sees her baby on the web cam – she’s away for the shoot. But hey, her calendar photos are worth the tears. Check them out here.

Who said she was? Apparently, everyone thought she was when she told a reporter during the Obama inauguration “Be neutral about it – be Sweden.” You mean Switzerland? Yeah, that too.

Seriously, though, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And they both start with S, it’s easy to confuse them. It doesn’t mean you’re stupid, does it?

Who could forget Britney Spears’ boo-boos years ago with her tots? It seems that Jessica Alba might be a strong candidate for similar things – she nearly dropped her daughter while holding her in one arm. But hey, I think she tripped and we’re all entitled to our mistakes. right? Everyone’s fine by the way.

Months after her wedding, Jessica Alba finally got her wedding reception. The star got married to sweetheart Cash Warren seven months ago and held a formal reception Friday in Beverly Hills. Another star of the night was their daughter Honor, who is 6 months old.

Geez, Jessica, we got your point the first time.

Jessica Alba does another controversial ad for the Declare Yourself campaign, which encourages people to vote.

On the other hand, it’ll also make an interesting photo for a Playboy bondage story.

Jessica Alba shocked everyone with this ad for the group Declare Yourself.

Jessica Simpson may be bad luck, but she’s got a good sense of humor. The singer joked about being a jinx and being called “Yoko Romo”in this interview

Seems like Jessica Alba, who just gave birth this June 7, has all the qualities to be a perfect mother. “Sin City” costar Rosario Dawson praises her intelligence and strength, saying she would be a good role model.

Congratulations to Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who have just welcomed a baby girl! They named her Honor Marie.

Jessica’s said in previous interviews, “I don’t want to be my child’s best friend. I want to be a mom. But I do want my child to come to me when they have problems and need to talk, so it’s going to be about treading that line.”

The two met while they were filming Fantastic Four.

How is Jessica Alba preparing for her baby? She’s in a “frantic nesting mode” and getting really excited (if a little anxious) about being a mom.

“I’m used to having to be somewhere all the time, and it’s kind of the first time in my life where I really haven’t been working in a while, and now it’s just about the baby being healthy, the house being ready, and nesting, it’s really different. It’s cool – I feel like I’m fully absorbing the whole experience.”

Jessica Alba looks absolutely glowing at her star-studded baby shower, which was held at the Ever After Teahouse in Studio City, Calif. Friends Kim Kardashian (not pictured) and Rashida Jones were by her side. Fiance Cash Warren dropped by in the middle of the event.

Jessica Alba isn’t impressed by Zac Efron, the star of ‘High School Musical’.

She told Elle magazine that she ran into the heart throb at the Teen’s Choice Awards. “He looks like a child with a lot of makeup,” she said. News flash, Jessica: little ‘kid’ just became a millionaire, and (at 28 years old) Jessica can’t claim to have that much more movie experience than he does.