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It’s been a while since Lindsay Lohan came on the scene & started ruining everything from her career to her looks.  I just wanna know this, will it ever stop?


“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

~Lindsay Lohan


OMG!  Isn’t everyone just sick to freeking death of Lindsay Lohan screwing it all up?  With the world at her fingertips who think she can actually act, money in the bank & a killer bod, LL just doesn’t get it, does she?

Apparently Lohan is in the throws of addiction as well as stupidity, as LL as arrested again for not only another DUI but cocaine possession as well.  Damn, the girl knows how to get into trouble, doesn’t she? 

Mother Dina Lohan was quoted as saying, “I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our] home. Lindsay is in a safe place. And we are trying to strategically work out our next step. We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won’t give up — this is my daughter and we love her. We are waiting for the press frenzy to die down and leave her alone. And please respect our privacy.”

Lindsay’s father has refused to comment over the whole situation, except to say to stay the hell away from him & his daughter, he is currently on parole so I’d believe his ass.

With Lohan already facing charges for previous DUI, this added trouble isn’t coming at a very good time.  What to you think will come of LL?  I’m just not thinking that she’s going to look so good in orange for the rest of her life…


Lindsay Lohan Likely a Prostitute


Even though Lindsay Lohan is basically a train wreck & a half, it looks like folks still want to put good ole LL in acting roles.

Lohan is rumored to be taking on the role of a prostitute in an upcoming movie about tango legend Carlos Gardel & his involvement with a lady of the night.  Sounds interesting, I guess Linds won’t have to actually act for this one… 


Teen queen Lindsay Lohan made her entrance at the Beverly Hills Police Department Thursday afternoon in order to be officially booked for her DUI from last May.

According to the L.A. Sheriff’s Department, LL was held in custody for about an hour, starting at 4pm.  Lohan was then released on a $30,000 bail. 

Lindsay is scheduled to be back in the court hot set August 24th where her fate will be decided…..  Anyone else rooting for the electric chair?!


As usual, Lindsay Lohan enjoyed a night of partying Tuesday night.

LL was spotted grabbing a bite, one must keep up with the nightlife’s pace, at Mel’s Diner in West Hollywood.  The LL gang needed some sustenance after some long hours of partying at hot spot Les Deux in Los Angeles.

Isn’t that face just adorable?!  It just screams, “Can’t you folks just leave little ole me alone for a change?”  Not a chance, Linds.  Not a chance.


Lindsay Lohan Out of Rehab & Into Las Vegas


Well, it only makes sense to pop out of Promises rehab center & back into civilization via Las Vegas, right?  I mean, if you’re Lindsay Lohan that is!

Lohan has officially left Promises after 45 days of rehabilitation.  LL flew off to Las Vegas to hit club Pure where she was spotted celebrating her pal’s birthday where she herself had planned to spend her 21st birthday bash.

But it looks like things might be looking up for the teen queen, for now anyway, as Lohan has apparently decided to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet.  So, no more hiding the good stuff in water bottles it would seem….

Thanks to PopSugar for the pics.



Lindsay Lohan….the name itself brings many memories & photographs.

Why, we can all think back to the young & innocent days of the teen queen, before she became the mess of a woman she is today.  But when is this mistress of the party going to turn her one-woman trainwreck around?



Well, it wasn’t exactly Vegas, but Lindsay Lohan did get to spend her entire 21st birthday in a bikini, so maybe that makes up for it.

Little Miss Lohan sported at least two different swimsuits on her big day in Malibu with family & friends.  While it looks like LL just might actually have her shit together, it appears as if her toxicoligy report is coming back confirming that she had cocaine in her system when she was arrested.  Well, that can’t be good news, now can it?

Birthday wishes for Lohan?  Hmmm, may she find inner peace….possibly in jail…..



Happy 2ist birthday, Lindsay!

Guess who’s turning 21 today?  None other than party girl Lindsay Lohan.  The actress was spotted on Saturday in Malibu, apparently sporting an iPhone, lucky girl. 

Lohan stopped by Planet Blue while taking a short break from Promises rehab center.  Here’s hoping some fantabulous Lohan birthday images are just around the corner!




“I can’t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. ‘Boo hoo hoo. I’m going to jail.’ Good. Does that mean you’ll stop showing me your pusssy now?”

~Lily Allen on Lindsay Lohan


Just like an older sibling ruining the way for the younger ones, Lindsay Lohan may have ruined Los Angeles’ hotspot Les Deux’s reputation.  Hours before LL crashed her car & received a DUI for her trouble, Lohan had reportedly been partying at the nightclub.  But according to the owners, Lohan wasn’t boozing it up at their joint.

“Les Deux is a restaurant, open five nights a week, and there is no age limit for our patrons. Lindsay had dinner at Les Deux that night and waited for friends to pack up the DJ supplies, thus leaving Les Deux after closing. Because of the enormous paparazzi presence outside of Les Deux that night, we allowed her to stay late and wait for her friends. She was not drinking at Les Deux, and left driven by her driver.”

Oh, but we don’t mind underage coke-snorting…..



lindsay-lohan-rehab-5-30-07.jpgTeen queen Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab once again.  Lohan was actually driven to Promises Rehab Center in Malibu on Monday afternoon by her attorney Blair Berk around 4:30pm. 

A rep for Lohan stated, “Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility. There will be no other official comments regarding this issue.”

According to sources, Lindsay will be receiving some “serious medical treatment” compared to the plush treatment she enjoyed during her short stint at Wonderland last January.

This rehab visit comes on the heels of a wild Memorial Day weekend for Lohan where the actress did her fair share of partying & playing dead.

Maybe this go-round will wake ole Lindsay up & she can start realizing it’s not the 80s anymore.



Teen queen Lindsay Lohan didn’t let her weekend DUI-ridden wreck effect the rest of her Memorial Day weekend.

Lohan was seen partying into the wee hours Monday, where the actress later collapsed into an absolute stupor in the front seat of her car. 

Even In Touch magazine is reporting that the 20-year-old star might be headed back to do the rehab thing one more time, though we doubt it’s going to take the second time around anyway.

You tell me, can Lindsay Lohan put down the booze & the coke long enough to get some help?



According to all the buzz, teen queen Lindsay Lohan is going down a bad path.  And with those recent snorting cocaine pictures, I don’t doubt that LL has some serious issues to deal with.  But is Lohan really killing herself with the booze & drugs? 

On insider reveals, “Lindsay’s drugging and drinking is out of control! She learned nothing in rehab.”

“Her friends are afraid she has a death wish.”

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“Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it.”

“She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.”

Ouch, that one’s gotta sting.  Enjoy these leaked images of Lindsay Lohan loving her cocaine.

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“I hate sleeping alone. I like being able to be in different relationships – being able to see a few people.

“I’m not really like a crazy addict. I mean – I enjoy having sex.”

~Lindsay Lohan

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As Usual, Lindsay Lohan Hearts Talking About Herself


Earlier we showed you the upcoming May issue of Nylon magazine in which Lindsay Lohan graces the cover.

Now on to the good stuff, the part where LL just can’t stop talking about little ole her. 

Here’s why Lindsay still goes out & proof that she’s a little crazy ’cause she’s afraid to be by herself:

“This is why it’s such a big deal, and why I get so worried… I’m at the point where…oh my God…I’m going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it’s so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it’s hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.”

On Wonderland:

“I just think that the people [at Wonderland] weren’t used to me. They’ve had other celebrities there, just never as hardcore as me….The people there didn’t get why when we would go to meetings, instead of being in the back of the car I would be like ‘I think I should drive, because they are going to chase you and it’s going to be scary and we might get in an accident and we don’t need that.'”

On the infamous pap:

“I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I’m in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings. I felt very disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it’s no one elses’ business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing–other times, I obviously like it I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture. I’d be worried. I’d be like, ‘Do people not care about me?'”
These are just a few of the many wonderful quotes from LL in Nylon this month. They must be psyched they scored such a great post-rehab interview.

And there you have it, the inner workings of one Lindsay Lohan.  A little scarey in there, isn’t it?

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