In a wardrobe move that’s left us all guessing whatÂ might be next, Britney crazypants Spears was spotted inÂ hot Los Angeles sporting a fur shawl.Â Â Where is PETAÂ when you need them, dammit?!
Later in the evening, Spears donned aÂ silly whiteÂ hat, silky shirt, same damnÂ cowboy boots she’s been wearing lately, alongÂ with that furry thingÂ draped across her shoulders.Â The girl has to beÂ hot & crazy to wear such a thingÂ in L.A. at the end of April.Â We need intervention & we need it fast!
PETA to the rescue!
To which the hotpot Portman replied, “That’s none of your business.”
Natalie confesses that she finds it very strange when reporters ask her personal questions, like whenÂ she was asked as aÂ late teen if she was still a virgin.Â
Oh, how I love Natalie Portman, don’t you?
Looks like “Girls Gone Wild” founder & producer Joe Francis doesn’t like showing his face while wearing those chains, now does it?
Francis was spotted leaving Federal Court in Panama City, Florida the other day with his legal folders covering his face, though not those heavy duty chains.Â The naughty boy has plead guilty to a count of criminal contempt of court & is facing three more weeks of jail time.
Seems kinda like the guy likes to be in jail…..
It’s not really odd to see Matthew McConaughey on a bike in Malibu, now is it?
But to see the actor in a wet suit reading best-selling book The Case for Christ while on a stationary bike on Thursday is rather odd, I would say.
I wonder why McConaughey insists on wearing that damn wet suit?Â Doesn’t he know we need a strong dose of sexy in the morning?
British actress &Â all-around crazy personÂ Sienna Miller is apparently desperate to start popping out the babies.
Miller has recently mentioned that she truly misses being with ex-fiance Jude Law’s children & is quite anxious to start her own crazy family.
Apparently Miller & her new man have been giving the idea some thought, according to an insider anyway.
The source reveals, “Sienna misses the kids of her ex, Jude Law, so much that she says she can’t wait to become a mum herself.
“For now though, it’s all about her acting – but she really can’t wait to have her own children. She and Jamie have been inseparable over the past few weeks. It certainly seems very serious.”
Wowzers!Â That is one woman you do not want to date!Â First date & she’s asking you if you’re ready to start a family.Â Watch out!
After several months & moreÂ months of speculation, it looks like Vanessa MinnilloÂ has finally sunk those claws deepÂ enoughÂ into beau Nick Lachey’s arms that they’re moving in together.
The couple, who haveÂ been datingÂ more than a year now, have purchased a two bedroom condo at the prestigious Atelier towers in ManhattanÂ on West 42nd Street.Â Congrats to the happy couple, hope the happiness lasts after the shack-up.
Guess how much the pair paid for the luxury condo?Â Try $2 million.Â Just pennies, eh?Â So, wonder how long these two are going to last….
Poor Alec Baldwin.Â AfterÂ leaving that very nasty message on his daughterÂ Ireland’s voicemail, the dear man hasn’t heard theÂ end of it.Â And maybe that’s for the good, eh?Â
Here’s good ole Alec nowÂ trying to convince us the whole thing was just a parent’s subtle mistake.
“Outside the doors of divorce court, I have friends, I have respect from people I work with and I have a normal relationship with my daughter. All of that is threatened whenever one enters a court room. ”
The trio were supposed to meet-up on Saturday, but a source at the Home of Hope orphanage in Malawi siad that the meeting was called off, and no reason given.
Ironically, Madonna was to meet with Nelson Mandela in South Africa after her visit with David’s father, but his people told her people that Mandela was just a wee too busy to see her.Â Ha!Â Karma’s a bitch, eh?
Diaz even needed help from a supposed pal to help her into the back seat of her car.Â Wow, must have been one wild night at the Hilton house.
Why are Cam & Paris even friends anyway?Â It seems like good ole Cameron would be above that by now…..
What do you think?
Holmes met back up with Cruise in New York City earlier this week for a private dinner that was aiming to raise money for a “Detoxification Project”.Â The project, as it were, is based on the principles of Scientology & will offer free treatment to workers who suffer breathing problems due to toxin exposure at Ground Zero.
Sounds like Tom has a soft spot, or does he?Â I have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called “Detoxification Project” is just a cover for more spreading of the so-called religion Scientology & that really and truly TomKat are aliens at heart.Â I’m really just taking a shot in the dark on this one, but if the Enquirer can do it, so can we.
Lemme first start by saying thatÂ I rarely put stock in what the EnquirerÂ reports & reveals, but I think there might be anÂ ounce of truth in this one.
The tabloid is reporting thatÂ hottiepants actress Selma Blair has entered Promises rehab center.Â Yes, that’s the same place Britney crazypants Spears didÂ her time.
Apparently Blair recently checked in for a secret stint at the facility.Â Â PalsÂ have revealed thatÂ Blair has been suffering from substance abuse for years & decided it was finally time to doÂ something about her addiction.Â
An insider revealed, “She embraced what she learned at Promises and distinguished herself as a model patient.”
I dunno, guys.Â Tell you what, if anyone can get a photo of cutiepie Selma in the rehab center, I’ll believe it.Â Until then, I’m going to still picture ole Selma on the beach sipping freshly-made margaritas.
MarilynÂ still seems like he’s enjoying getting hisÂ Wood on.Â Sorry, couldn’t resist no matter how bad it was.
Marilyn Manson & his new ladyfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, stepped out together in London on Thursday.Â The pairÂ kinda seem like theyÂ go together, even though I’m still convinced that the young Wood is trying to be Manson’s ex, Dita VonÂ Teese.
Anyhoo, the pair, despite their 19-year age difference, are enjoying themselves.Â I wonder what kindÂ of kinky, crazy sex they have anyway…..
In a recent interview with aÂ FrenchÂ newspaper, Manson was quoted as saying the age differenceÂ isn’t a big deal, saying, “That’s not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”
Because I’m a vampire, you know.Â A vampire.
Hudson & Wilson were spotted on a stroll thought New York’s Greenwich Village on Thursday, which just happened to be Kate’s 28th birthday.Â Sometimes I forget about the large age difference between these two.
KaWen just don’t seem too into each other lately, maybe it’s just me though.
Anyone else feeling me on this one?
You know, it just goes to show you that Baldwins are looney.Â Crazypants Alec Baldwin let lose a tirade of threats on his 11-year-old daughter Ireland’s voicemail the other day & guess who got a copy of the bashing?Â None other than TMZ, go ahead & listen to the crazy talk here.
So, pretty bad, eh?Â I feel sorry for Ireland who is caught up in all of this.Â Baldwin, who called his daughter “thoughtless little pig”, was enraged because Ireland did not answer the phone when they had scheduled a conversation time.Â Due to the not to friendly voicemail, Baldwin has been temporarily barred from have any contact with his daughter.Â
I’ll tell you what, I’m kinda hoping that good ole Alec was drunk & not sober & crazy.Â
You tell me- What would you do if your own father left this voicemail?
Wow, umm, this is rather an interesting development about Angelina Jolie.Â Apparently the Hollywood hottieÂ needs knivesÂ to get her sex on.
According to Celebitchy, Jolie takes advantage of a knifeÂ to cut herself or her partner in bed in order to approach orgasm status.Â Â Â Jolie recently revealed to OK! magazine that sex started to get old around the age of 14.Â Yeah, makes sense.Â I was still reading Ramona Quimby books at age 14, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.
Here’s the vixen now, â€œI had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didnâ€™t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, Iâ€™d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.”
Wow, so, umm, that is a very interesting development, which also might explain those scars we’ve seen before on Ang.Â I wonder what Brad Pitt makes of the whole thing….Â We wonder where his scars are located….
Good ole Britney Spears was spotted recently with wig in tote.
The singer’s recent change in wardrobe seems to always go back to muumuu-like dress, cell phone in hand & always with the damn cowboy boots.Â I guess Brit is just waiting for her chance to walk all over her career once again?
You tell me- What do you think of Britney’s new look?
So, I was looking at this vibrant image of Cameron Diaz’s nipples & I got rather frightened & then I wondered if it was just me or not.
It seems like if you touched Cam’s pokies they would make you do 150 sit-ups & run 15 miles before you got the honor.Â Who know, they may even make you salute before you can get near them.