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“I’ve learned that it’s OK to be flawed.”

~Winona Ryder

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You know, how oh how to these rumors get started?  It’s like that Tom Hanks thing all over again where he supposedly attempted to kill himself after a New Zealand shoot.  Ha!

Well, readers, rest your pretty little heads, klepto Winona Ryder is still alive & well.  On Thursday gossip blogs everywhere were being attacked by people who wanted assurance that the actress was still among the living after reports circulated that Ryder had been ”pronounced dead as a result of cardiac arrest after consuming more than two-dozen sleeping pills.”

While complete details of this fabricated story are still developing, I can assure you that Winona doesn’t plan on leaving us just yet, as she still has some more “shopping” to do at Bloomingdale’s before she’s done.

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madonna-david-banda-car-seat-3-9-07.jpgOne of the bad things about being a celebrity is that you’re photographed doing just about everything from driving to taking a jog.  The good thing about it is that we get to see just about everything they do, except I’m still waiting on image of Jessica Alba taking a bath…

Anyhoo, Madonna was spotted recently pulling a Britney Spears.  Nope. she didn’t shave her head & gets lips tattooed to her wrist, the queen of pop did not even use a car seat recently while adopted son David Banda was in the car.

Apparently on March 2, the 48-year-old mom was snapped taking off in her Escalade ESV without even buckling-up her 17-month-old David. 

“There was no car seat,” an insider reveals.

“She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.”

Reps for the singer insist that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

Ummm, well, from the looks of this image, reps, I’m going to have to disagree.

Here’s hoping that Madonna doesn’t do any more of this following in Britney Spears’ footsteps business.  I just don’t think I could handel a bald Madonna, could you?

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43-year-old Johnny Depp & his 34-year-old partner Vanessa Paradis have had a tough week.  Lily-Rose, their 7-year-old daughter, came down with an undisclosed illness & has been under the care of a British hospital.  According to reports, Lily-Rose is now on the mend & was able to leave the hospital around 11:30 am on Thursday.

“We are happy to report that their daughter is doing much better,” Depp’s rep reveals.

“The family greatly appreciates the continued support and respect of their privacy.”

Reportedly Depp & Paradis have been holding vigil at the hospital for over a week when Lily was check into the hospital with a “serious condition.”

Depp, who resides with his family in a small town in France, was set to begin filming on his latest project, Sweeney Todd, when Lily fell ill.

A hospital source stated earlier, “They are worried sick — but Lily-Rose is getting the very best treatment available.”

“Johnny is deeply concerned about his daughter,” an insider added.

“As soon as he heard that she is unwell he went to her bedside. He will do anything for his kids.”

Wishing Johnny & family well, as well as continued progress for Lily-Rose.

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Wow, Joe Francis knows a good thing when he sees it, doesn’t he? Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis wants “American Idol” contestant Antonella Barba to join his breast-flashing empire as the series’ new female host.

All this has come about due to the release of Barba’s scandalous, sexy images on the Internet. Pretty much after those racy photos appeared on the Web, folks actually started paying attention to Antonella & for good reason if you ask me. I’m sure you remember the photo of Antonella clutching her fine naked breasts on a beach, the photo of Barba wearing nothing but flower petals, the one of a porno Antonella going down on a very nicely groomed penis & last, but certainly not least, the image of our dear “American Idol” singer posed on a WWII memorial wearing just about nothing but a smile. Ahhh, the memories.

Barba is currently being offered $250,000 by Francis to follow in Snoop Dogg’s footsteps & be the next Girls Gone Wild host.

“There’s a little Girls Gone Wild in every woman and this should be embraced as a positive, not a negative,” Francis states of Antonella.

“Antonella Barba is an unbelievably sexy girl who obviously knows how to have a good time. Why are people being ridiculed and punished for being sexual? It’s ridiculous,” good ole Francis goes on to say.

As of yet, the FOX network has not commented on Joe’s somewhat handsome offer. Though I doubt if Antonella even comes close to this offer, FOX will be about done with this sexy singer.

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“Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”

~Drew Barrymore



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What the hell was 34-year-old Josh Duhamel thinking?  I mean, he’s gotta know the paparazzi is just around the corner, right?  I guess Josh is just giving us a taste of what we want, eh?  Either way this is a hilarious set of pictures of Fergie & her man Josh.

31-year-old Fergie & her man of two point five years were spotted soaking in the rays on the beach.  Despite recent rumors that the couple are engaged, Fergie has denied this news left & right.  But it certainly doesn’t look like she denies Josh his fun!

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tom-cruise-katie-holmes-baby-boy-3-8-07.jpgI’m fairly certain this news has to be bunk, but according to TMZ Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes might be expanding their family sometime soon, or maybe they’re just hoping for an L. Ron Hubbard reincarnation to occur.  Who knows with these damn Scientologists?

Well, TMZ is reporting that a Cruise & Holmes team member visited the trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, revealing that the couple was looking for four separate “scenarios” for a baby boy’s nursery.  Maybe the hot Hollywood couple is planning on adopting soon? 

The team TomKat pal was overheard saying, “We want to be prepared for a baby boy.”

The themes the insider walked away with were sports, nursery rhymes, cartoon & the color blue.  Kinda boring if you ask me. 

Reportedly  Petit Tresor was given a deadline of April 15, just three days before baby Suri’s first birthday, to come up with the respective designs for each scenario.  Truly odd indeed.  Maybe Cruise & Holmes are just going on a Vietnamese shopping trip soon & plan to pick up a baby on the way home, Jolie-Pitt style.

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Kirsten Dunst Celebrates Something in Maui Pictures

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Dammit it looks like everyone, including Kirsten Dunst, are at the beach but me.  Fergie is at the beach with Josh, Dunst’s Spider-Man 3 costar Tobey Maguire is at the beach with his new family & I’ll bet anything Paris damn Hilton has probably found herself to a beach as well. 

Anyhoo, Kirsten was spotted apparently celebrating something, possibly the fact that she looks like a Romanian mail-order bride who just got the call in, in Hawaii.  Dunst is on vacation in Maui enjoying a hiatus from all things Spidey.  Can’t she just move to France already & quit threatening us with this move?

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Lovely actress Nicole Kidman & her country star husband Keith Urban were recently spotted at the beach picking their respective wedgies.   

Maybe the couple that picks their wedgies together, stays together?  We can only hope, but it looks more likely that Kidman & Urban found a nice place in the sand to take a rest & had to deal with the clinging sand after they stood up.  The couple should have just parked their famous booties in the ocean for a while, though that would have made an even sillier picture.

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Well, it looks like people are already lining up to help Britney Crazypants Spears resurrect her career with a comeback album after the singer finishes up her stinit in Promises rehab center.

Music producer Timbaland, along with singing sensation ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake, are taking up arms to help the troubled singer get back on her feet. 

Timbaland has reportedly already approached Timberlake about working with Spears on a project with Spears & Justin has gladly said he will lend a helping hand.

Timbaland, rapper/producer whose real name is Timothy Mosley, reveals to Entertainment Weekly that he feels for the young singer, saying, “I feel her pain, it really bothers me.

“I’m the type of person who tries to save the world. I just want to take her away, go overseas, and work (it) out.”

Mosley stated that he also wants Justin Timberlake on his side, who he calls his “best friend” (wonder if Justin is cool with that…..), to help him work with Brit.

“I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’ I had to ask him that. I said, ‘Would you do it with me?,” Timbaland stated.

According to the music producer, Timberlake never hesitated & said he would help the troubled Spears.  Timberlake is reported as saying, ”She’s just gotta be serious.”

Timbaland added, “I just want to hold her hand. I want her to be in my camp, to be around Justin. I need Justin to talk to her. Help her, please!”

Now, now.  There’s enough Crazypants Spears to go around for everyone, provided that she doesn’t try that whole walking out in traffic number again.

Justin & Britney back together again?  Could the world really be that beautiful?

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Well, the news has gone from adopted boy to girl, but the news is finally in that 31-year-old Angelina Jolie & 43-year-old partner Brad Pitt will be adopting a 4-year-old boy from Vietnam.   

This newest addition to the Jolie-Pitt clan will be moving into the family’s $3.5 million New Orleans home in just a matter of months.  According to the deputy head of Vietnam’s International Adoption Department, Nguyen Cong Khanh, the adoption could take place in just under four months.

The word on the street is that Jolie, who is the name on the adoption papers, will not get special treatment where the adoption in concerned.  You know what I have to say about that?  Yeah, right!  I don’t really so much care about any Angelina preferential treatment, but it’s kinda silly to say that they’re won’t be any, don’t ya think?

“[Jolie] will have to follow procedure like any other American,” a Vietnamese official stated.

And I don’t think the incentive of $2 million dollars will be taken lightly.  A Vietnamese insider reveals that Jolie plans to reward the orphanage a large sum of money when she adopts the lucky child.

“She promised to give $2 million to the Tam Binh orphanage on the very day she receives the child,” the insider stated.

What’s the actual adoption fee, you ask?  Just a measly $125.  Wow, you can buy a baby for $125.  Maybe I shouldn’t get those Fendi shoes after all & pick up a baby on the way home instead.

Wow, another addition to the Jolie-Pitt family.  My is it growing fast.  I wonder what Brad Pitt’s family makes of his quickly growing family & what Jennifer Aniston makes of the adoption news……

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mr-bean-3-7-07.jpgMr. Bean, or if you prefer- actor Rowan Atkinson, was spotted in Sydney, Australia Wednesday morning at Bondi Beach in order to promote his new film, Mr. Bean’s Holiday.

Atkinson showed up in Bean’s trademark tweed jacket & red tie as he dipped his white toes into the ocean with the Bondi Beach lifeguards surrounding him. 

Bean arrived by bicycle to the popular beach & was all smiled as he waved to a large group of onlookers before making his way to the beach.  The Englishman had but a few words, as usual, to say about his visit to Australia.

 ”It’s very nice here,” Bean said.

“The weather’s hot, but the water’s very cold.”

As to whether he was enjoying Bondi Beach, Bean revealed, “Oh, I love it. It’s the best Bondi Beach I’ve ever been on … it’s a nice place for a holiday.”

Mr. Bean’s Holiday movie will be released in the U.S. September 28 of this year, however the Aussies get him a bit earlier this year, with the film being released nationally at the end of March.  Poor us, having to wait that long.

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matthew-broderick-snow-3-7-07.jpgWhen you’re a famous & rich Hollywood actor you can pay just about anyone to come to your New York City apartment & shovel the snow off the sidewalk, but if you’re Matthew Broderick you like taking things into your own hands.

Broderick was spotted shoveling snow off his NYC apartment sidewalk back on February 26.  It’s kinda refreshing to see a celeb doing a random household task like this.  Maybe wife Sarah Jessica Parker won a bet on her sucker of a husband, either way it’s still pretty sweet & we salute our shorts to Broderick for his help around the house!

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Apparently Bryan Adams is still clinging to any celebrity that he still might have by performing in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil today. 

The old man singer was spotted in a crowd of plenty trying to belt out any songs that we might all still remember.  The fact that Bryan Adams is still around wasn’t that surprising to me, but the fact that we still care about this washed-up singer didn’t sit too well.

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