People like to crack on Michael Bay movies, but they sell like condoms in San Francisco when they come out. I enjoy them because I can take them for what they are, pure popcorn flicks. Michael Bay released his latest wonderful creation upon us and this time he was wise enough to leave out Shia Lebouf and just give us the ladies.
This commercial is obviously not meant for the ladies. This is pure guy fantasy here folks. Buy your woman some Victoria’s Secret underwear and there will be helicopters, knife throwing and more pyrotechnics than you can shake a dingleberry at.
I went and bought some for myself in the hopes of learning how to swim. That doesn’t make any sense to you? Then we have nothing in common. Get out of my pool.