Yesterday I talked about how hot Alison Brie is, but I dissed all of you by only posting one pic. Just to show you how much I care I have come across some of the outtakes from that photoshoot and decided I would share them with you because I am that cool of a guy. I can’t say I blame myself for being so cool, but that is how I roll. Straight up homie from the westside as they say in all the raps about me.
There seems to be a rule amongst men that before you marry a woman you need to see how her mother looks because it is assumed she will grow up and end up looking like her. In this case aren’t you dying to see Alison’s mom? I mean, she looks as if she is 18 years old and fabulous and yet she is 26 years old and stunning. I’m being dead serious that if she doesn’t start getting down to the business on Community I am going to protest the show. Not that it would make any difference, but these things need to be done.
Tomorrow I have a date with a woman and I’m looking forward to it because she is fun, not because she looks like Alison. If she looked like Alison we would be married by now, trust me on that on. I’m not even the marrying type, but when you look like this you can bring change among men. The powers of women who wear almost absolutely nothing.
I want that power.