What makes this model so important?
Azealia Banks rants about racism (too much)!
There’s one less reason why we should all be envious of Dan Bilzerian: he nearly killed someone.
Talk about covering your assets. Holly Madison confirmed rumors that she had her breasts insured by Lloyd’s of London for a $1,000,000.
“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?” she said. “Because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.”
Makes sense since her boobs are pretty much the only thing going for this reality star, especially since she dumped her megazillionaire fiancé Hugh Hefner. You don’t actually think she’s got (gasp) talent, right? And she could possibly be the first woman on the planet whose cup size is actually larger than her IQ.
Just some burning questions…
1. Did the insurance company have to conduct an insurance inspection? And who was the lucky guy who got to do that?
2. Exactly what kind of “boob accidents” does a typical insurance policy cover?
3. You mean you can actually insure a fake body part? Wow. Doesn’t she just put them in a jar when she goes to sleep?
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Prepare to throw up in your own mouth a little bit. Rumor has it that Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is working to sign a deal to pose nude for Playboy Magazine.
The MTV star who is best known for abusing her baby daddy both verbally and physically is in talks with Playboy to shoot a “sexy but tastful” spread for the magazine.
The shoot would be a “full-frontal nude pictorial” for the cover and pages of Playboy, a move MTV execs are against.