First it was Jessica Biel and now it’s Ashley Greene. I have never seen her take a photograph with this many clothes on or clothing this plain. I am confused by this trend and hope that it stops really soon. I know some people may be trying to change their image a bit, but this is simply taking it too far. If I have to start getting naked myself in public to change things up then I will do it. I just need a bit of warning ahead of time so I can get my body in shape. You don’t want a 300lb jalopy running around town telling everyone else that they need to get naked like them.
Could you imagine how bad Ashley would feel if this became true? She would be the cause of a revolution that would spark violence worldwide. If you didn’t know, violence is a very bad thing and to have someone spark it simply by wearing jeans would be outrageous. If you are going to spark some violence then have the Kansas City Royals win the World Series or something.
I’m getting upset thinking about this. I need to get into contact with her immediately to make sure that this was nothing more than a fluke. You can’t be young and sexy and expect not to show a little bit of skin. It’s not as if it is cold and she is dressing warm. She is dressing as though she is going to the mall on a Sunday. Absurd to the bird if you know the word without the turd. You heard?
And that folks is how I end this day. Don’t question the method, but explore the greatness and reset your mind.