Another celebrity marriage bites the dust. Liv Tyler and British rocker Royston Langdon have gone their separate ways, although they claim they’re “still friends” and that they plan to be “devoted parents” to their son Milo, who was born in December 2004.

Yeah, we’ve heard that before.

Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee have filed divorce due to “irreconcilable differences.” Both have asked for denial of spousal support — well at least they agree on that — but are now competing for custody of their kids, Ming, 8, and Aoki, 5.

Initially Simmons said, “Kimora and I will remain committed parents and caring friends with great love and admiration for each other.” Now, however, Kimora’s insisting that his “reasonable visitation rights” always be accompanied by security personnel. Uhm, in what universe does respect require armed guards?

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are ending their marriage, which lasted about two months. But have opted to file for annulment rather than divorce.

Both claim that “fraud” is the reason for their annulment, though neither are explaining why. (Could it be false declaration of breast size?)

In a brutally frank assessment of Heather Mills’ case — and character — the judge declared that she was inconsistent, and to some extent, conniving.

He revealed that all her declarations of giving 90% of her income to charity were untrue in fact, all of her income tax returns show none ever went to a good cause), and that her request for “housekeeping expenses” included ridiculous allowances for helicopter rides and horse grooming.

Paul McCartney, on the other hand, revealed himself to be a simple man, who despite his fortune, lived on a modest property. He also admitted that he was still “grieving” for his wife, Linda, who passed away from cancer.

Heather Mills got what she wanted. The courts awarded her a hefty $48.6 million.

Too bad that all that money can’t buy breeding or good taste.

When rumors that Pink’s marriage was on the rocks first circulated, the pop star dismissed it as “trash talk.” But her publicist finally admitted that divorce was in sight.

Pink and her reality star hubby Carey Hart have separated. “This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says the publicist, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

In what’s bound to become one of the ugliest celebrity breakups in history, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills enter their second week of their divorce hearings.

The two are fighting over the settlement and custody over their daughter, Beatrice. Heather Mills wants $100 million. (How ironic that Paul used to say that Heather didn’t marry him for money.)

The gold digger — oh, we mean Heather — has tapped Fiona Shackleton, who was Prince Charles’ lawyer when he divorced the late Princess Diana.

Paul McCartney’s been pretty busy from the looks of it. Ignoring the Ex-From-Hell Heather Mills’ raising ruckus (what’s new?), he’s just been seen on a date with actress
Rosanna Arquette last week.

They were glimpsed taking a walk through the romantic grounds of Kenwood House, one of the historical locaitons in Hampstead — pausing only to kiss in the moonlight. This isn’t their first date, either. The two were also spotted at the James Taylor Concert in New York, with the two cuddling during the song, “How Sweet It Is (to be Loved by You).”

Neither McCartney, Arquette nor their reps wanted to comment. You know what that means!

Hulk Hogan
once said that he had “the typical American family — just in a blown up way.” Maybe one too many slams jarred his sense of reality (or maybe he believed his PR spin too much) but after 24 years of marriage, his wife Linda has filed for divorce. They have 2 kids, Brooke (19) and Nick (17).

Her plans were reported by Fox Florida affiliate WTVT. Hulk was told later by a reporter. He hid his shock, thanking the man for the “great information,” put down the phone, then called him back 5 minutes later. “I’m kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here. Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.” Apparently, his wife had been in California for nearly a month, apparently working on more than a tan.

In an interview three years ago, Hogan had described his relationship with his wife as “very passionate, very loving,” In terms of disciplining that “we’re kind of cool…but run a really tight ship.” Hmmm. Now his wife’s divorcing him, and recently, Nick was arrested for reckless driving (injuring the brain of his friend and passenger John Graziano). Reality check.

Hulk Hogan
once said that he had “the typical American family — just in a blown up way.” Maybe one too many slams jarred his sense of reality (or maybe he believed his PR spin too much) but after 24 years of marriage, his wife Linda has filed for divorce. They have 2 kids, Brooke (19) and Nick (17).

Her plans were reported by Fox Florida affiliate WTVT. Hulk was told later by a reporter. He hid his shock, thanking the man for the “great information,” put down the phone, then called him back 5 minutes later. “I’m kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here. Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me.” Apparently, his wife had been in California for nearly a month, apparently working on more than a tan.

In an interview three years ago, Hogan had described his relationship with his wife as “very passionate, very loving,” In terms of disciplining that “we’re kind of cool…but run a really tight ship.” Hmmm. Now his wife’s divorcing him, and recently, Nick was arrested for reckless driving (injuring the brain of his friend and passenger John Graziano). Reality check.

Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation

Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.    

Yeah, you’re probably sick of hearing about Britney, but things just keep getting better and better. The divorce courts have released details of their financial situation

Get this: Kevin nets about $7,000 a year, not enough for his monthly rent.  Brit gets, oh a zillion times more (ok, about $750,000 a month) and can spend excessively, but at least she pays her own way.  Hate to say this, but she’s Kevin’s meal ticket — and he knows holding on to her two boys are the only way to get her to save his sorry ass from welfare. Kevin, you loser, get a real job.    

Okay, ya’ll.  With Britney Spears’ attorney & Kevin Federline’s lawyer meeting up on Monday to finalize the divorce & settlement proceedings, I’m curious all over.

Who got the kids?  Spears’ lawyer asked the judge to keep the custody & child support payment under wraps, which he has agreed to, but we need to know the goods.  I guess we’ll just have to speculate.  So, who got Sean Preston & Jayden James?  You tell me!

Well, I don’t know if anyone still wants her, but Britney crazypants Spears is once again free & clear as a Los Angeles judge has signed her divorce decree.  No going back, Brit.  You & good ole Kevin Federline can now go about your separate lives, thank god!

Britney’s attorney Laura Wasser as well as K-Fed’s lawyer showed up in court Monday to present settlement papers, I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about what transpired soon, except that Wasser made a motion to keep the custody & child support details a secret on the grounds that making the info public could possibly damage their two children Sean Preston & Jayden James.

And I’m thinking that that might mean Brit didn’t do so hot, but what do ya’ll think?

Crash actress Jennifer Esposito has apparently filed for divorce from her husband of four months, Wedding Crashers actor Bradley Cooper.  All the news reports are coming out clearly stating that it’s a divorce, but if you’re married under six months- isn’t that really an annulment?

Anyhoo, the divorce/annulment papers were filed in an L.A. court on Tuesday, citing , as usual, irreconcilable differences.  Why can it never be anything more interesting than that?  Like, My husband is being controlled by Scientology aliens or something?

Esposito & Cooper dated for more than a year before getting engaged & then married back in December.

The two dated a little over a year before getting engaged in October of 2006, and tied the knot December 21.

Esposito’s rep had nothing to say, while Cooper’s rep stated, that the couple have “actually they’ve been separated for quite a while.”

But you know, it can’t really have been ‘quite a while’ if they just got freeking married in December.  These silly little reps……..

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Well, it looks like no one wants to live in the shoes of Britney Spears.  The singer is having a spot of trouble selling off her Malibu mansion & has recently had to cut the asking price of the property from $13.5 million to $11.9 million.  Oucharoo!

The 7 bedroom, 1.53-acre estate has been on the market for going on three months now & it appears as if Spears is ready to sell & quick. 

Brit purchased the home back in late October 2004, right after ruining her life by marrying Kevin Federline, so it’s no wonder the pop princess wants to sell this bugger off.  Any takers?

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Whitney Houston’s marriage to Bobby Brown will finally end this month sometime but the custody battle has already been decided.

In a move that probably made even ole Justice think twice, Houston managed to gain custody of their 14-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina.  Ironically, Houston & Brown’s 14-year marriage could not stand the test of time, or bad music. 

Let’s just all hope we this means we don’t again have to be subject to Whitney via reality show.

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Good ole Britney Spears was spotted out & about Thursday night at the Bridge restaurant.  Spears hit the town soon after signing divorce settelment papers with estranged husband Kevin Federline.

Although details of the agreement have not been released, it looks like Brit had something to celebrate last night.  But maybe she was celebrating the fact that she doesn’t have to raise those kids of hers after all……

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Thursday was a big day for Britney Spears & estranged hubby Kevin Federline.  After a five-hour long meeting, it looks like the duo have reached as well as signed a divorce agreement. 

“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children,” a spokesman for K-Fed revealed.

We’re not clear on the details of the agreement as of yet, $1 million agreement as well as 50/50 custody have been leaked but not verified.

But you tell me, do you think Brit is a good enough mother to have full custody of sons Sean Preston & Jayden James?

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Blonde & busty actress Jessica Simpson is featured in the latest issue of Elle magazine & it looks like the starlet has actually revealed something other than her infamous cleavage.

For instance, did you know that Jess is allergic to all the good things in life?  Yep, Jessica is allergic to cheese, chocolate & coffee.  What the hell?  How does she survive?  How can she even visit France with that kind of allergy list? 

Anyhoo, in the article, Simpson told the interviewer that her marriage to Nick Lachey had a chance to survive right up until two days before they publicly announced the split. 

What was so vital that it was going to change the 26-year-old’s mind to hang on to Lachey?  A movie, of course.

“I watched The Notebook on a plane home to Waco to go be with my grandparents. It’s a great love story.”

So, an airline movie made you seal the deal?

“No, that’s not what sealed it,” Jessica stated.

“I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe.”

I see.  Here’s some more highlights of that interview.

On Her Fame:

“I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil.”

On Living After Divorce:

“Something big is happening. I am so happy right now.”

On Her Music Career:

“I don’t care if my album sells. I don’t need the money. I want my album to sell because people want to hear it, not because people want to look at the cover.”

On That Sexy “These Boots are Made for Walkin’” Music Video:

“That video put me on the map as an actress because I don’t walk around in a bikini and dance like that. That was so out of character for me. I’m a very sexual person, and I’m comfortable with my sexuality, but not publicly.”

On Jess’s Dukes of Hazzard costar Joe Don Baker referring to her breasts as “t-tties” on set:

“I actually thought it was funny. We had already gone through three months of shooting, and I was friends with him. I laughed my butt off. Are you kidding? [The cleavage] is a distraction to me! It screws up every outfit I wear.”

On “Newlyweds”:

“I’m happy I did the show. I’m happy I was married. I’m happy that he was in my life. I have no regrets.not one.”

On Nick Saying He Regrets Doing the Show:

“I didn’t twist his arm. I didn’t say, ‘I’m going to leave you if we don’t do it.’”

On Seeing Her Ex-Husband with a New Woman:

“Oh, it hurt me. Two or three weeks later? Yeah, I’d say it kind of hurt me.”

On Keeping in Touch with Lachey:

“Mm-hmm. He’s so much a part of my life, how could I not be?”

So, after reading these little snippets from the recent Elle issue, do you feel like you know Jessica Simpson a little better today than you did yesterday?  Are you still a happy Simpson fan?

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