Jessica Biel Auctioned for $30,000

Actress Jessica Biel has been auctioned off to a lucky bidder for $30,000.  Biel was trying to help raise funds for an ailing teenager by auctioning herself off for a date with the highest bidder. Colorado teen Molly Bloom was stuck with expensive & accumulating medical bills after she lost her leg & part of her pelvis in […]

Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Own Kabbalah Name

Lindsay Lohan has been given a new name to add to her collection of ‘fire crotch’ & ‘teen queen’.  She must be so excited. Lohan has become so involved with the mystical Jewish beleif system Kabbalah, she has been given a name to signify her involvement.  Her special name is Rose.  Makes sense, they are pretty but […]

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie to Adopt Older Male Child

Well, it looks like the adopting newborn twins rumor is on hold, as new reports are surfacing that Angelina Jolie & partner Brad Pitt may be adopting an older male child this week. To add to their vast array of children, this older child will more than likely be from an impoverished nation & come already named.  The couple have two adopted children, […]

E. Pierce Marshall Dies, Anna Nicole Smith Wins?

I know this is a little bit late, but better now than never, right?  Apparently E. Pierce Marshall who was in a fierce legal battle with Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith died last Tuesday unexpectedly.   The 67-year-old business man died in the Dallas area after a “brief and extremely aggressive infection.”  I wonder, was the extremely aggressive infection named Anna […]

David Hasselhoff Defends His ‘Idol’ Emotions

David Hasselhoff was caught crying on camera during the American Idol finale at the end of May.  Hasselhoff has endured the scoffing of many a media, but still keeps his head high & even wishes politicians would follow his lead & show some emotion as well. The former Baywatch star was in the audience when the American […]

The Inner Circle of Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn & Brad Pitt

Some recent news has come to light regarding the guarded relationship of Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn, as well as Aniston & Brad Pitt’s divorce. A friend of Aniston’s has stepped forward & stated that the lack of Jennifer’s public commitment for supposed beau Vince Vaughn, comes from her father leaving at an early age, not […]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Ready for Adoption

In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper to be aired Tuesday, Angelina Jolie confesses that she & partner Brad Pitt will adopt another child in the near future.  Just weeks after the birth of their first biological child together, the famous couple are already looking into the future.    “Next we’ll adopt.  We don’t know which–which country. […]

Friends Fear for Slimming Katie, I Mean Kate, Holmes

Actress Katie, I mean Kate, Holmes has astonished & worried her friends by shedding 28 pounds since giving birth to her daughter Suri on April 18.  Holmes has been sticking to her strict diet designed by Buff Brides owner Sue Fleming as well as her excessive exercise regime on top of trying to keep up with baby Suri.  Health experts have slammed the […]

Paris Hilton Gives Brittney Spears Paparazzi Advice

In a hilarious turn of events & in an irony-shaking move, Paris Hilton publicly gave Britney Spears advice yesterday on The View.    Hilton encouraged the young pop star to try & cooperate with the paparazzi & not antagonize them (with your crotch).  The hotel heiress & general all-around, do-gooder claims she sympathizes with Spears’ plight with the media, […]

Tom Cruise Congratulates Fellow Father Brad Pitt

Scientologist Tom Cruise has sent a little congratulations to fellow father Brad Pitt.  In the congrats card, Cruise wrote,  “Congratulations! You’re doing a fine job following in my footsteps!” Hmmm….  So Brad Pitt has hypnotized Angelina Jolie into believing that aliens are living inside our very souls & keeps her tied up at night?  Interesting…… Cruise […]

The Perfect Hillbilly Family: Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Still Together

PopSugar has the latest development on the perfect hillbilly family, Britney Spears & gang.  In their first photograph together since March, Brit is braless, of course, K-Fed is sporting the wife beater, ironic?, & Sean Preston is beginning to look like the year 2019’s top rap artist.  In an upcoming interview by Matt Lauer that will […]

Denise Richards on Heather Locklear

Denise Richards is a fantastic rationalizer.  Why I haven’t seen such fine work since Eddie Murphy’s rationalizing on the whole transvestite prostitute Atisone Kenneth Seiuli thing.  Richards recently stated that she is saddened by her relationship, or lack thereof, with former pal Heather Locklear but insists “you can’t help who you fall for”.  Unless you’ve been living under […]

Marc Anthony is Ugly

  OK, I have to come out and say it:  Marc Anthony is ugly.  There’s really nothing left to say.  He looks like a gerbil & I feel like I should put him in a nice, fresh cage with a running wheel.  Does Jennifer Lopez dig the whole gelled up thing? And according to my pals […]

Scarlett Johansson Wins ‘In Touch’ Magazine Best Breasts List

    Editors at In Touch magazine gave Scarlett Johansson’s “irresistible assets” the top prize in their Best Cleavage In Hollywood poll, thanking Isaac Mizrahi’s wandering hands for finding the best boobs in town.   In Touch spokeswoman Lindsay Loderstedt stated, “It’s not unusual for Scarlett Johansson to receive loads of compliments on her ample chest […]

Angelina Pitt & Brad Jolie News Conference- Denies of Marriage

    At a press conference today in Swakopmund, Namibia, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt denied rumors that they planed to marry following the birth of their daughter Shiloh Nouvel last month.  Instead the couple insist on concentrating & being committed to raising their three children.  This was the couple’s first public appearance since the […]

Scientology Takes Front Seat in NASCAR, Tom Cruise Driver?

Well, it looks like Tom Cruise’s ‘religion’ Scientology has its hand in all the cookie jars.  The new jar with the Scientology hand inside is NASCAR.  The new racing team, dubbed ‘Ignite Your Potential’ (barf!), will tour the NASCAR circuit with driver Kenton Gray.  Thankfully a Dianetics, inspired by the book written by founder L. […]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah- Britney Spears Files for Divorce from Kevin Federline

Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah! For the Britney Spears’ omnipotent reigneth! Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah! For the Britney Spears has come to her damn senses! Hallelujah! According to British reports, Britney Spears has signed preliminary divorce papers.  Poor Kevin Federline is going to the poor house. The pregnant pop diva allegedly signed legal documents after consulting with lawyers […]

‘Laguna Beach’ Kristin Cavallari Takes Over Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Role

MTV’s Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari is set to take over Jessica Simpson’s role as Daisy Duke in the next Dukes of Hazzard movie.  This is rather interesting since it has been rumored that Cavallari dated Simpson’s estranged hubby Nick Lachey earlier this year. The film’s producer Bill Gerber is working on a prequel to the […]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Harassed by Photographer & Zahara Sick

Still Waiting:  An Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Update While we’re still waiting on pins & needles for the birth of baby Jolie-Pitt, here are some quick Namibia news updates.  Charges against a South African photographer who was arrested for trespassing while trying to snap a photo of pregnant Angelina Jolie & partner Brad Pitt have been dismissed.   A Namibian […]