You really didn’t think I would leave you hanging with Laura Linney for today did you? Just because I am having a horrible day doesn’t mean I would totally take it out on you. I can’t even totally take it out on myself, I need some fine looking loving myself you know. I’m only human.
Funny thing is she isn’t even really a model. She is an actress. You might remember her as the bad female Transformer in the sequel. You remember right? The hot one that even you would bone, but then she pulled out a 10ft tongue and became all robot-like. Mad hottie. I guess she is in Daybreakers as well, but I won’t see that movie until I can buy it from a Chinese middleman in a back alley in Wichita. That’s how I get all my movies. Great quality.
I even have a frequent buyers card where after 9 illegal purchases I get one free. What a deal.
Anyways, don’t ever think for a second that I don’t care about you because I do. With all my butt.