The 23-year-old Leighton Meester performed at Haze Nightclub inside the Aria Resort Hotel and Casino at CityCenter, Las Vegas last March 6.
EVERY single time you see a picture of Leighton Meester it has to be her doing something sexy. She stars in Gossip Girl and only does sexy pics. That is a great thing for the public, but a bad thing for her because soon she will see that is all she can do. For this reason I am naming her the Hot Soon to be Forgotten of 2009. Look at her now and bask in her beauty because by this time next year you probably won’t remember her at all.
It’s just the way the pattern goes.
If you don’t believe me, I could prove it to you by naming a ton of ex-celebs that fell into the same trap, but that would require me doing some research because I have forgotten about them. It wouldn’t make sense to be labeled the soon to be forgotten if you are never forgotten don’t you think?
Anyways, she was born in Florida, I was born in Florida and because of this we are destined to meet and make love on the beach. I’m not sure if I will have to wait in line behind a 100 guys to do so, but I also know that it is not my destiny to ignore fate otherwise there would be no coincidence with my karma. That sentence made absolutely no sense, to you. It made perfect sense to me because I have been studying high above the Himalayas the great Zen art of bootyism.