It’s no secret that I love Kristin Chenowerth, but man this photo shows those giant veins in her forehead that make me wonder what is going on there. Alien? Reptile? But she is sexy and cute and fun and awesome. This is tough.
I’m already on the next paragraph and I’ve forgotten what is supposed to be tough. Tough that I don’t know if I like her or not? Not really because I do. Man, I miss my girlfriend. Okay, I don’t have a girlfriend, but if I did I would miss her right now and I think that makes me a very romantic person.
Why am I still single? Maybe because I have a problem with getting it up for women that have veiny foreheads. Somehow I need to correct this. Stat.