It’s Friday and that means I am going to introduce you to someone you didn’t know about before. This is Christina Klein as you can tell by the headline. Wow, that is where the information pretty much stops. Even IMDB is almost at a loss to who the hell she is. Don’t believe me? Check this out.
Has an older brother named Andreas.
That is the first fact they have about her. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be the first fact, but come on. There are only about 5 more after that so it is not like they were building up to something. She sings and is famous in Germany and therefore will never be famous in the States. This might be the only time you ever come across her so in case you are on a game show and the question of who Christina Klein’s brother is comes up, you have me to thank.
Just think, the difference between you and $100,000 can be Andreas. Bet you never pictured that happening to you. I just blew your mind like a cannon filled with pineapples over a poundcake wall.
Time to go, I have some eating to do.