Saturday Night LiveÂ [See Video Here]Â poked fun this past weekend at the somewhat consistentÂ pantyless Britney Spears.Â Â During aÂ “Weekend Update” sketch, AmyÂ Poehler set the record straight & talked directlyÂ to theÂ pantyless ladies out there.Â
Speaking of Britney Spears, Iâ€™d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limousine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factoryâ€¦Whatâ€™s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, whatâ€™s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! Itâ€™s a backup system for underwear! Even when youâ€™re showing it, youâ€™re not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!
So, we’ll never quite see John Waters in the same way, will we?Â But nice going SNL.Â