There’s a lot of cheating going in Hollywood (was it ever otherwise) and understandably there’s a lot of hurt. David Boreanaz’s wife Jaime Bergman says she’s still angry, but reputed gold-digging starf*cker Rachel Uchitel says she wasn’t the one with whom Boreanz had a fling, and she isn’t trying to extort any money from him. Well, I guess for now Itchypuss is happy with the reported $10M she got from Tiger Woods. Really, that much? For what? It’s not like word didn’t get out and save Woods lots of headache.
At any rate, the details of Boreanaz’s mystery woman will no doubt eventually surface thanks to the dirt-digging slime whose mission it is to find such information. Hey, stop pointing at me; I only report the dirt… or make it up. (For a very NSFW-speculation of Rachel Uchitel, read the always raunchy and funny dlisted.) But I sure hope it’s not Uchitel because Jaime Bergman is a far more attractive and classy woman. (Hey, her only listing in IMDB as an actress is as “Hot Model” in 1998’s Hard Ride. Although I’m not sure anyone other than the production crew and actors have heard of this flick, it’s gotta count for something, right?) Boreanaz has already done Jaime wrong, by his admission — a woman he’s had two kids with. What does it say for him if he fooled around with an unattractive tramp? Personally, I still think it’s his Bones co-star Emily Deschanel, who has a ton more class.