Here is Miranda Kerr in Jack magazine. I am declaring her the Model of the Year and if you know anything about MrAlmostWrong it is that he is MrAlwaysRight when it comes to declaring models of the year. My track record is impeccable. For the last 15 years I have chosen Tyra Banks as the model of the year and look at how far his star has risen. She even has the best show on television.
Who am I kidding, you aren’t even reading these words that are flowing off the page like Kool-Aid falls off the chest of a marsupial in the Amazon rainforest. I know usually I stay on track and focus on the topic at hand, but this time I don’t have to because you aren’t reading it. So let me think about what I should talk about freely in this space.
I saw Avatar the other day and all I could think about was that Zoe Saldana was the voice of one of the big blue things. For some reason that made me mildly attracted to the blue thing and I kept on asking myself if that makes me some kind of freak. I don’t think it does, but don’t people always say such things when they are trying to avoid the obvious?
So um yeah, ignore the above paragraph and focus on the pics below.