1. Weird eyes. Not even exotic, just weird.
2. Old lady dress. Kristen, sweetheart, you are young and have a great body and you wear this old lady dress? It’s like you are hiding something and I can’t figure out what it is, but it shouldn’t be hid. Trust me.
3. Seriously, the guy you are dating is almost a repeat of Sarah Marshall. He has no reason even being with you and sooner or later you are going to move on. Whether it is no or later who knows, but the world knows it is going to happen. How many ‘funny’ men get with beautiful women and stay with them? Courtney Cox is the one exception I can think of.
I’m glad I’m just getting this post out of the way because I don’t need this ish. Yeah, Kristen Bell is ish to me.