Apparently, Bar Refaeli didn’t like the fact that Miranda Kerr was named our Model of the Year last year and has vowed to win it this year. We usually are against fighting between models, but in this case we are completely for it. Competition only brings out the best in us so it makes sense for all models to throw down the gauntlet in their pursuit of the coveted Celebrific crown.
What is great about Bar is that by default she always makes it into the Top 5 not because of her looks, which do deserve Top 5 status, but because of her name. There are just too many ways you can play around with it and never sound like a jackass. She could even throw down some disses. Whenever she is mad at her boyfriend and doesn’t want to give it up, she simply has to say “Sorry honey, the Bar is closed.” BAM! That’s right in the face right there.
However, that also means that a female that isn’t a lesbian has a sense of humor. We know how rare that is right? So rare that it never happens. Oh man was that a sexist comment? I don’t think it was because I am neutral gendered. I have no gender and therefore I can’t be biased, only a realist.
No I wasn’t born like this, but after the freak accident at the nuclear plant some things didn’t go the way I had wanted them to. I don’t want to go into details as the