Although we gave Miranda Kerr the title of model of the year it doesn’t mean there wasn’t anyone challenging her for the spot. Bar Refaeli used to be known as the girl that dated Leo DiCaprio, but now she stands alone on her own merit. Not often do people standout on merit alone, but when your merit is a 35-25-25 body with a freckley cute face then well your merits are pretty great.
Over the weekend I was able to do some thinking and all of it surrounded dating models. We see these gorgeous women and we don’t realize how great the stylists behind the scenes are. So you meet one of them out, things go well and you start dating, but they just don’t have their stylists around them all the time. Do you get frustrated because you get to see the normal face while the world gets to see her at her best as much as you do? I think you do get a little frustrated.
Then you see her model friends all done up all the time and maybe you start to waver in your affection for your model girlfriend. It all ends badly and the next thing you know you are at a bar drinking with Leo trying to understand how it all went wrong.
Am I insane for thinking like this? I believe so, but you have to be insane to deny dating a model no matter how insane they are and you know they are crazier than the people writing on this site.
All of the above was probably the most irrelevant drivel I have ever written.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Bar and Leo are now back together. This really destroys my logic in the entry.