The best picture of Amanda Bynes? Of course not, but if you remember her starring in All That as a kid and blossoming into the leggy goddess she is now you can deal with photos like these from time to time. If you haven’t seen her legs then you are missing out on some goodness. I would post some for you, but I don’t believe you deserve them because you haven’t been a very good person and when you aren’t a good person you don’t get good things to happen for you.
Make sense? I hope so because that is what I try to do. I didn’t use to always make sense, but then I saw Amanda’s legs and I knew my mission in life was to simply make sense from here on out. That is what I do. Making sense means that you get to get with girls like Amanda. If you don’t believe me then watch when I take her to prom.
It won’t even be my school’s prom since I don’t go to school anymore. I haven’t gone in 50 years, but what rule is there saying we can’t go to prom? I mean we aren’t good enough to dance to cheesy music while getting drunk off the punch that some kid spiked? Please.
See you there. I’ll be in my limo. That’s how I roll.