Now, come on!Â How can you look at this Britney Spears picture & not think she’s a loose cannon?Â I dunno, but I’m taking a random Is the Beotch Crazy poll to see what you folks think.
Can youÂ believe it’s been ten years since the movie Good Will Hunting launched 36-year-old Matt Damon & 34-year-old Ben Affleck’s acreers?Â And the Oscar winners are still thicker than theives.
While the two guys have taken their families to Hawaii this week, let’s focus on who’s aging better & who’s got the better bod!Â You tell me….
Okay, okay.Â I’ll be the first one toÂ admit it, we’re all a little protective of actress Jennifer Aniston.Â I just don’t think weÂ wanna see her get hurt again, like that whole Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt thing all over again.Â
So, when news broke about Jen’s new model beau Paul Sculfor wasn’t the nicest kid on the block, we all panicked, right?
According to a U.K. publication, Sculfor is apparently known as a “cokehead” as well as a “serial womanizer.”Â They don’t speak too highly in his favor, do they?
An insider reveals, “Before he moved to L.A., he told everyone he was going to find ‘a rich, lonely girl.”
“Jen’s fallen right into his trap.”
So, you tell me…..
So, I ran across this fabulous photo of none other than “singer” Britney Spears hanging out all over the place Monday night.Â And I thought to myself, ‘Self, doesÂ anyone still care about this pile of mess called Britney?’
IÂ mean the girl isn’t doing so well these days.Â Spears was popping out of her dress in Hollywood Monday night, withÂ drink in hand.Â What’s it gonna take for this girl to wise up & be a mama & an adult?
Ya’ll tell me: are you sick of Brit or ready for more?
Well, they’ve been together for a while now & I’m starting to wonder if this hot item is ever going to see a breakup.Â 38-year-old Marilyn Manson & his 19-year-old girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood are sticking together like glue these days & have even met the other’s parents.
In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine Manson reveals, “I found a strange ironic similarity with what her father said to me, and what my dad said to Evan, which was, ‘If you break his heart, I’ll kill you,’ or something along those lines.”
So, you tell me….
Washington’s publicist cofirms the news, saying that the actor would not be joining the cast again next season.
In a statement, Isaiah reveals, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.”
Jeez, what a loon!Â No wonder they fired the off-his-rocker Washington.Â He’ll probably now just end up homeless & yelling “Fa-ot!” at random people crossing the street, or on the WB, which is basically the same thing, right?
Well,Â itÂ appears as if the on again off againÂ relationship between John Mayer & Jessica Simpson is once again off.Â The duo tried to workÂ out their differences recently on a trip to Cabo San Lucas, whichÂ should obviously cure everything, but to no avail.Â
A Mayer insider revealed, “It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road.”
“It is definitely over â€“ the relationship has ended.”
Team Simpson states, “They broke up Sunday night, but who knows what the future will hold.”
“This is the twelfth time they’ve broken up. Their relationship is volatile. Last week they felt better than ever. This week, things are rocky. Who knows what the future will bring. ”
I’m not sure the adjective ‘volatile’ is really the way you want your relationship to be described…. These two should maybe think about just moving on, you tell me.
The stars of MTV’sÂ ”The Hills”Â graced the 2007 Movie Awards Sunday night.Â And whoÂ rocked that red carpet the best?Â YouÂ tell me!Â
As Paris Hilton is now officially serving her jail sentence, the world seems somewhat hollow.Â Which begs the question, are we going to be able to make it in a Paris-in-the-pokey kind of world?
Damn!Â We apparently want to see this hot Hollywood couple married more than anything.Â If I had a dollar for every Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt wedding rumor, I wouldn’t need to be shopping at TJ Maxx anymore.
So, another wedding rumors is circulating around that Jolie & Pitt might actually tie the knot sometime soon.Â According to an insider, Pitt has never relented in asking Ang to marry him & it looks like, from the rumor anyway, that Jolie has finally given in.
And you were right, readers,Â asÂ usual.Â Murphy & Factory Girl producer & writerÂ Monjack surprised everyone by announcing they had married in April afterÂ only a few months of dating.Â The duoÂ exchanged rings atÂ a privateÂ LA home with only their families present, and didn’t even opt for a honeymoon.Â Â
According to reports, Monjack may not be what he first appeared to be to innocent Murphy.Â Â With two outstanding warrants for his arrest in Virginia, for credit card theftÂ & general fraud; an unpaid $6k legal bill as well as a $500k judgement against him by a British investmentÂ firm, this sounds more likeÂ an Oprah book than aÂ Hollywood marriage.
Berry was seen gracing a pre-Oscar bash with this amazing golden gown by Elie Saab while Bar Refaeli was spotted wearing the gown at Cannes last week.Â So, you tell me, who’s it gonna be?
As the summer of thirds continues,Â Johnny Depp’sÂ Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End debuted this weekend & earned a whopping $156 million at the box office, despite overall negative reviews.
Life & Style is reporting that TomKat will be moving into their new $35 million mansion in June & will be turning one of the seven bedrooms into a nursery.Â Gaw!Â And Katie just hustled to get that baby weight off!
But it looks like the insiders are starting to open up as the couple were spotted getting cozy at Troubadour Monday night.
According to a source the two were quite quick to find each other even though they arrived at the club separately, saying, “In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other.”
“He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”
Awwww, how sweet, Ryan.
Wow!Â Dude looks like a lady!Â Stunning Liv TylerÂ at right, daddy Steven in the middle & sister Chelsea to the left make for a very pretty family photo.Â And I mean pretty!Â When did Steven turn into such aÂ nice looking lady?Â
WhileÂ sexythingÂ Salma HayekÂ seemed happy while she was spotted shopping in Paris, I’m thinking that she’s notÂ glowing all that much.
The pregnant Salma is starting to show that baby pretty well but what she isn’t showing is that pregs glow.Â Actually Hayek looksÂ kinda bad, really.Â Like a fat, ugly Salma.Â Â Maybe it was just a bad day for morning sickness…..Â