I have to admit that although she is about 3’4″ and isn’t known for much more than being the reason Heath Ledger is dead, Ashley Olsen isn’t looking too bad here. Maybe it’s because she doesn’t have her siamese twin with her holding her back, but it works out well for her. The dress might be a little too much, but I can forgive that.

When looking back at your career, would you be proud to know that your shining acting moment was in Full House? Well guess what? Every single person that ever appeared on the show has that thought. I mean is it like an Olsen twins curse or something? These girls barely had any lines and were babies when they starred on the show, but they end up being the millionaires of the bunch.

Go figure.

Only person that can hold his head high is Bob Saget because he is a bad booty mofo. I mean have you ever seen his standup? The guy is probably the dirtiest comedian you will ever come across, but you would never guess that by watching the show.

So should we talk about Ashley or not? I choose not because she isn’t that exciting and can you imagine being at a party and not having any idea which Olsen you are talking to? I mean they either wear nametags or everyone just shows up and says “Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you!” Awkward.