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Ronson angry at PETA

Samantaha Ronson is acting the part of the protective boyfriend when she blogged about how angry she was that Lindsay Lohan was “floured” by a PETA activist for wearing fur. Ronson said the person who threw the flour at Lindsay acted worse than an animal. Have to agree. These PETA folks can go overboard sometimes.


Lohan says she’s “maybe” bisexual

Lindsay Lohan has categorically admitted to Harper’s Bazaar that she is indeed dating Samantha Ronson and that she is madly in love with her. She doesn’t consider herself a lesbian though and when asked if she’s bisexual she replied “maybe.”

Aw come on, you still believe she’s having a sexuality crisis?


Lohan says she’s not a lesbian

Lindsay Lohan’s “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson may be surgically attached to the troubled actress but that doesn’t mean she’s turned lesbo.

According to The Sun, Lohan said that Ronson is the only girl she’ll go for and that if things don’t work out with her then she’ll date guys again.

Hmm, a non-commital lesbian.


Lindsay Lohan sued for fraud


Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard is sueing her for a backlog in pay — about $55,000 for security and other services rendered (including driving her around and helping her get VIP tables at concerts and clubs).

David Kim is accusing her of fraud, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and breach of oral contract. He also complained that he had to pay about $10,000 from his own pocket for valet tips and traffic fines — like when the car swerved to avoid paparazzi and hit Kim’s trailing vehicle.

Lohan claims she doesn’t even know the man.


Lindsay’s new party style


Lindsay Lohan’s gone back to partying…but the change is obvious. While she normally would’ve stumbled out of the bar drunk and half-naked, this time she looks subdued. Love that Gucci “Hysteria” bag.


Lindsay Lohan the new “serial killer” queen?


Right after starring in the movie about John Lennon’s killer, Lindsay Lohan’s ccepted a role ion the movie about Charles Manson.

She’ll be one of the “Manson Girls” (the title of the movie) and will play one of the cult followers. What’s next — a spoof, “Guess Who I Killed Last Summer?”


Lindsay cancels family reunion


Lindsay Lohan canceled the Easter family reunion, where she had hoped to visit her grandfather, who is suffering from terminal cancer.

Insiders say that Lindsay decided to go to New York instead, after some kind of “family drama.” She was “very upset.”

Uh oh. We hope the experience doesn’t drive her to drink. We know where that got her last time.


Lindsay explores a new career


Is Lindsay Lohan desperately trying to recoup money she lost when her career stalled last year? Aside from the album she’s working on, she’s now thinking of designing her own line of leggings.

Okay, let’s think about this. What possible credentials could a celebrity have to even begin to say that she’s a designer? And… what could you possibly do with leggings, anyway? It’s stretch fabric. Short of leopard prints and studding it with sequins (which would make it more unflattering than it usually is, for most people) you really have very limited creative freedom.

And, news flash — the leggings look is so two seasons ago.


Lindsay bares her soul


Lindsay shares the emotional pain that drove her to drugs (and rehab) and her fear of being an “out of work actor” in her interview with Paper magazine.

“I hadn’t seen my dad; I had a lot of work stress ’cause I was constantly working and never took time to stop. The easiest thing was to run away from it, going out and drinking at night.”

Rehab gave her the much needed wake up call. “There’s not really much else to do when you’re sitting in a treatment center. It’s like, ‘Why am I here? Let’s think.”

She is now negotiating for a role in a movie about Clara Bow, an “it girl” who (like Lindsay) was caught in the Hollywood craziness, became a wild child, and saw her career (and her sanity) disappear well before her 30’s. She will also begin shooting for her new movie, Dare to Love Me


Lindsay Lohan poses nude


Lindsay Lohan posed nude for New York Magazine’s spring fashion issue.

The photo was artfully done, with Lindsay styled to look like Marilyn Monroe in her 1962 shoot with Bert Stern at Hotel Bel Air.

Lindsay admits to doing 250 crunches the night before the shoot — not that she needs it — but aside from that anxiety attack, was “completely comfortable” with the camera.

Monroe’s accidental overdose (eerily similar to Heath Ledger’s) prompted Lindsay to say, ”
“They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” But she’s firm about escaping that fate, and her rehab experience was a big wake up call. “I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”


Lindsay tells all


Lindsay Lohan opens up to Glamour magazine about her rehab struggle — which continues long after she let the Cirque Lodge.

She’s letting go of some bad relationships. “There are friends that have been hard to hang out with because they’ve gone done a different path.” She’s also learning to sharpen her instincts and choose her company wisely. “But it’s hard because I’m the kind of person who wants to trust everyone.”

Lindsay is also sympathetic towards Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. SHe understands how difficult it is to be in the spotlight and how you can lose yourself — and still feel incredibly lonely despite a crowd of fans and hangers-on.

“I’m fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I’d much rather be at home.” She now spends more time watching TV, writing in her journal and generally re-centering herself. “That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again,” she says, “because I’d be lying.”

She says that even when you’re famous — with an instantly recognizable face — most people never know the real you. “People think I’m not a good person … actually I am.”


Brody cheats on girlfriend…with Lindsay!

lindsayLindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Why do you just love getting involved with men who already have girlfriends?

She was spotted getting really cozy with Brody Jenner at two New York nightclubs, Beatrice Inn and The Box. Her friend says, “She likes him, but they are more than friends. He seems to like her back. They’re actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around.”

But what happened toCora Skinner,Brody’s girlfriend, who he just introduced to his parents and was supposedly (in his words) “part of the family.” There goes another engagement, thanks to Lindsay!


Lindsay Lohan’s new job

In something straight out of rival Paris Hilton’s show, The Simple Life, Lindsay Lohan will be working for 2 days at the morgue.

The job is part of the community service she has to pay for her convictionfor cocaine use and driving under influence. The judge hopes that her time there will show the grisly consequences of drunk driving.


Lindsay’s red carpet comeback


Lindsay Lohan’s back on the red carpet.

Here she is in the first “official” appearance at the premiere of Cloverfield since she got dragged into rehab.

Nice dress, big smile — hair’s a disaster, but we won’t nitpick.



Lindsay’s finally dropped the “good girl” act. On a recent trip to Italy, where she attended the Capri Hollywood Film Festival (with the Golden Globes disaster, that’s about the only awards party worth attending), she was spotted making out…not with one… not with two…but with THREE different men. All in 24 hours.

Guess she had a lot of making out — oh, we mean making up — to do.

The first guy, a waiter/musician, said she followed him around and asked him if she could kiss him.  Later, they talked about her problems. “What struck me was her intelligence,” he said. Yeah, and her ass.

She later kissed two actors, and invited the last, a certain Dario Faiella, to her hotel room. The two were spotted early the next morning (Lindsay half-naked) on her balcony.


Riley Giles: Lindsay’s a nympho

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Riley Giles sounds bitter.

After being dumped, he spilled his secrets to Brit tabloid News of the World. “Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night,” he said. The first time they did it in the rehab center, he said, they could barely get through the door before tearing each other’s clotes off. After they left the clinic,
the two escaped for a log cabin sexcapade. “We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

He thinks this addiction to sex has replaced Lindsay’s addiction to drugs. “If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need [the endorphin rush after orgasm] to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.”

He also says (with some regret?) that Lindsay has an amazing body. “Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.”

Looks like someone will be talking a lot of cold showers.

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