Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance “Heiress”

Posted by Allison as Career Moves at 6:37 AM PST

21/11/2006

Finally, a brand that actually fits Paris Hilton. Hotel heiress Hilton launched her new fragrance ‘Heiress’ Monday at Macy’s in San Francisco. I imagine that the scent smells like delicious, fresh money at first, but as you get to know it better you can sense the airy undertones of stupidity & venereal diseases.

From the looks of the launching event, the new perfume is apparently marketed for rats-like animals. I can’t wait to take a whiff of Heiress, I think the rats around here could sure stand a different perfume, they’ve been wearing that Elizabeth Taylor Diamonds scent for what seems like years!

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One Response to: Paris Hilton Launches New Fragrance “Heiress”

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November 22nd, 2006 at 12:10 pm

[...] Oh, Paris, Paris, Paris- you were raised in a very lovely barn, weren’t you? Paris Hilton loves ruining other people’s evenings. When Janet Jackson left her own birthday / release party when Paris tried to steal her spotlight after giving a terrible, extemporaneous ”performance”, I’m sure that’s one Jackson that is though with Hiltons for good. [...]
regan

November 27th, 2006 at 1:59 am

Get over yourselves people. Stop talking crap about Paris. You have nothing better to do but say things over the internet because you’re jealous and probably to ugly to show your face in public. Grow up and leave Paris alone. She’s one of the sweetest people I have ever met in my life. LOSERS is what you all are.
MARIELA VERA

December 4th, 2006 at 12:54 pm

PARIS I REALLY INJOY SEEING YOU HAPPY IAM SORRY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO U IN UC LA WHEN YOU PUCKED I WISH THAT YOU COULD ANSWER MY QUESTIN FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
MARIELA VERA

December 4th, 2006 at 12:58 pm

HEY PARIS MY NAME IS MARIELA AND IAM A #1 FAN OF YOU AND YOUR PRESIOUS DOG TINKERBELL SHE IS SO PRETTY LIKE YOU …****
kirsty louise webb

March 14th, 2007 at 3:58 pm

i brougth paris hiltons perfume heiress and u lots our way off course it is one of her best perfumes its such a gorgeous smell. i love it and paris she is fab
regan

May 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

I love you Paris!!!
Nicole

November 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm

I love her, and her new fragrance,! wonderfully sexy! I can’t stop smelling it! I am adding it to my Christmas list. And Britney’s new frangrance ( Believe ) that is good too! loves you Paris!