Michael Jackson Moves to Europe

Posted by Allison as Career Moves, Mischief & Mayhem at 8:44 AM PDT

28/06/2006

Michael Jackson.jpg There goes the neighborhood! Europe beware of chimpanzees, child snatching & spiked diet Coke, ’cause Michael Jackson is moving into a town near you.

Pop legend Michael Jackson has decided to move to Europe to escape the judgmental looks he receives in the US as well as take a stab at revitalizing his singing career from the dust bin. Jackson has been residing in the Kingdom of Bahrain, the borderless island nation in the Persian Gulf, since his acquittal of child molestation charges in 2005. Jackson himself seems to be a borderless island nation in the Gulf of Crazy Pants.

A spokeswoman for Michael stated, “He’s just decided that with all of the projects he’s going to be involved with and all of the people he’s beginning to work with in the music industry, it’s easier (to live in Europe). He’ll be going back and forth to Bahrain but Europe will be his principal residence.”

No word as of yet on where exactly in Europe the pop star will be living. I wouldn’t be surprised if he moved to Canada because he thought it was Europe. Michael just likes to get a buffet sampling of children around the world I guess.

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11 Responses to: Michael Jackson Moves to Europe

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June 29th, 2006 at 6:30 am

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J

November 13th, 2006 at 5:50 pm

This sort of biest is the reason he moved
charliiee

July 17th, 2009 at 5:25 am

welll i think you fuking people should befukign ashemed he is an inasunt man and if this is a fuking insalt towards him you can all get fuked who write it you sick babstereds i hope you die in fuking hell

YOU FUKING SICK PATHTIC BASTERD :@
Judy

July 20th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

I can’t believe how jealous people can be. Every person who said all those mean things about Michael have his death on their conscious. This is America your innocent till proven guilty. Can everyone of you say you were accused of something you didn’t do or worse yet did do something and got away with it. All of you who have said mean things about Michael have to live with what you said especially since the young boys retracted their stories and admitted their parents put them up to lying on Michael. All because the parents who are suppose to teach their children right from wrong, GOT GREEDY!!!!!For GOD’S SAKE LEAVE MICHAEL IN HIS CARE NOW. Since a lot of people here on earth didn’t care about Michael. AS HE SAID MANY TIMES, HE HAD FEELINGS!!!HE WAS HURT BY THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAID ABOUT HIM.!!!!LET HIS CHILDREN CHERISH HIM, IF YOU WON’T!!!!!
lucila

July 27th, 2009 at 4:10 am

michel jackso estas en el cielo pero yo ygual voy a seguir siendo tu fans
Chamika

August 31st, 2009 at 3:26 am

I love u very much
Chamika

August 31st, 2009 at 3:29 am

I love u very much michael jackson
Maria Eva

November 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 am

What’s the point of making fun of him? To make yourself feel better
emilie

November 7th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

the person who had wrote this stupid comment near Michael photo is very silly .Because Michael is the most gentle and cute person that i know in all my life .He is the only one who understand the children .One day Michael say that he love children and children love him ,just right . Michael say in the eyes of children he saw our innocence .MICHAEL IS AN ANGEL FALL FROM THE SKY!!!!
Antoinette

November 19th, 2009 at 5:43 am

Who can blame him for wanting to move away from a nation like the U.S. where backward people, who are hypocrites, liars and cheats get to write such filth about a person who was proven innocent in a court of law but moreso when the facts are examined, it is clearly obvious this man was more than innocent. He was a decent human with a generous and loving heart – something obviously Americans cannot fathom! What land of the FREE??? Yes. Free to defame, vilify, cricify and belittle someone just because they are different. Some idiot thinks this is a piece of journalistic work but in fact it is nothing but a piece of garbage. Stop wasting our time. RIP Michael. Where you are they can’t hurt you anymore.
Antoinette

November 19th, 2009 at 5:46 am

With due respect I did not intend to offend decent U.S. citizens of which there are many, just those idiots who make it their career to attack and sully the good name of Michael Jackson.