One of the breakout stars of 2009 for sure and one of those women that you are almost forced to like because there is nothing wrong with her to the naked eye. Not sure she is pulling off the blonde do, but you have to admire her ability to take a chance.
I remember when a girl I used to date went blonde and it made it her look like a starfish. How in the hell could someone start to look like a starfish? You just have to trust me on this one. I went through over 300 different animal species to try to find the right one that she looked like and the closest one I could come up with is a starfish. I was leaning towards a duckbilled platypus for a bit there, but after a while it dawned on me she was the spitting resemblance of a starfish.
Now this might make you think you now have the right to make chocolate starfish jokes. Well don’t, they are inappropriate and they have no place here. None.
Sicko.
