I don’t think I have ever seen her in anything besides Who’s the boss?, but why isn’t she more famous than she is now? She is mad hot and doesn’t seem to age at all. Deliciously hot. Did I just say deliciously? What in the hell does that even mean?
You see, that is the power of Milano. When you are named after a cookie you have to be delicious. Why didn’t she kiss me after our brunch in ’95? My breath was a little off back then because I was a on a Tang binge. I brushed my teeth with Tang, I ate my cereal with Tang and I bathed in Tang. I was a nice orange complexion, but I was still able to get the ladies.
I couldn’t seal the deal though because Milano is allergic to Tang. Anytime she got near my mouth she would break out in hives. Maybe she never recovered from that and that is why she doesn’t star in many things. Sorry Milano cookie breasts.