Every once in a while I come across some pics of a celeb that seems to have fallen off the map. One where the star was rising and for some reason or another just poofed. Not pooted like a fart, poofed like a Carebear when you step on it. Never seen a Carebear in real life? You just aren’t looking hard enough then because they exist, but if you stare into their eyes they tend to run away.
So yeah, I came across Lucy Liu and I can’t remember her being in anything since Kill Bill where she got her scalp removed. I’m sure she has been in other stuff since and I could look her up on Google if I wasn’t so preoccupied collecting all the Carebears. They are like Pokemon, but Pokemon don’t exist so I have to stick with Carebears. It is amazing what you can do when you put your mind to things.
I like her name though, Lucy Liu. It just rolls off your tongue like her legs did to mine the other night. She Lucy’d, I Liu’d. My wittiness will be the death of me I assure you.