Before Kim Kardashian stepped out on to the scene with her ability to transfix the human vortex there was Vida Guerra. You are all too young to remember her fleeting fame on the internet, but she was purely famous because of her butt. She couldn’t act, couldn’t sing, and I’m not sure if she can even talk.
In fact, I’m not sure how she is still getting invited to events. I’m pretty sure she just wears outfits like this and by the time someone realizes that she isn’t on the list to get in it is too late. I mean if a woman looking like this and wearing this outfit showed up to your private party would you turn her away?
Wait here for a second while I go and do some research. Wow, forgive me Ms. Guerra. Apparently she was in National Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2 and has released an album. So you did in fact cash in on your useless fame. I can’t hate on you for that.
However, you must realize your strengths and that is bikini, lingerie and nude modeling. I feel you can make a huge difference in this world by sticking with these activities. Be smart, save the world.