Tom Cruise has a video out preaching the benefits of Scientology — complete with the theme of “Mission Impossible” playing in the background.
In the videos, Cruise says it’s the responsibility of Scientologists to “educate, to create that new reality” and “bring peace and unite cultures” because they’re the only ones “that can really help.” He talks about how the religion changed his life, how “there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight.”
Tom, honey? We don’t really want to hear that. You do your thing and let the rest of the world do ours, and just do what you do best — smile for the camera and wave.Â Â Otherwise you’ll have peopleÂ spreading rumors that you’ve gone nuts — including hoiwÂ your daughter with Katie Holmes was conceived using frozen sperm of Scientology founder, Ron Hubbard.Â Â Â