Lynne Spears is MAD. In more ways than one. First, she calls media hypocritical for “crucifying” Jamie and Britney while turning Bristol Palin into a sort of hero.
“I mean, I’ve got a ‘special needs’ baby, too. Where’s my outpouring of love? So maybe mine, I dunno, flashes her hooternanny and has a record deal and, okay, had sex with men of Middle Eastern descent. I should get to be a national treasure too! Did I mention she tried to eat a toaster oven once? That too. Give me a parade!”
Uhm, whatever.
