I am going to go under the assumption that Penelope Cruz has a secret twin sister that nobody knows about. The reason I say this is because she just doesn’t look right in these pictures. Something seems to be really off with her and I just can’t pinpoint it. Maybe someone can help me out here and let me know what it is.
Remember Vanilla Sky? What a great movie even though it starred the leprechaun. She was great in it and sexy. It made me want to pour vanilla all over myself and have her jump up to my sky if you catch my drift. Even if that doesn’t make any sense to you I know you understand what I am trying to get at because we think alike. Especially on Fridays. We are both thinking what are we doing stuck on this desert island writing about celebrities?
One day we will come up with an answer for that dilemma and when we do we can go eat at Quizno’s and reminisce about that one time where we touched each other gently under the pouring rain. It was our little secret and it is a memory that will last a lifetime.
Oh, it’s her crooked smile. It bothers me. Thanks for the help.