Hooray!Â A life has been spared, we no longer need to kill Madonna if she ever acts in another movie!Â No more Shanghai Surprise, Swept Away or Body of Evidence!Â Hooray!Â I’m doing the ‘We Don’t Have to Kill Madonna’ jig!Â Zippedy doo!Â She has saved us all the trouble!
The pop superstar explains the recent save-you-career move, “What film can survive people saying it’s going to be a bomb from the second it’s announced?”
Well, at least she’s a realist.Â She goes on to say, ” Making movies is such an effort,Â And to do that over and over again, with the possibility that I am going to get the shit kicked out of me- and they really enjoy doing it- I mean, it doesn’t make sense.Â I have to sort of let it go.”
I think she knew that her life was going to come to a sudden end if she indeed made another movie; that hernia was just a little taste of what she had coming.Â
Madonna also made news this week by that silly stuff that kids say.Â The April edition of Out magazine reports that Madonna’s nine-year-old daughter Lourdes recently asked her mother if she was gay.
“(Lourdes) is really obsesses with who is gay,” Madonna told Out.Â ” And she even asked, ‘Mom, you know they say that you are gay?’Â And I’m, ‘Oh, do they?Â Why?’Â And she says, ‘Because you kissed Britney Spears.'”
“And I said, ‘No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears.Â I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star.Â And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.'”Â
And I am the barfing blogger and you are the barfing blogger receiver.Â And I am spilling my cookies for you, to pass on this load of crap.