On one hand you have to feel sorry for all the girls in the group not named Nicole, but then you remember they are making bank anyways so really who cares about them gaining any identity? Nicole carries the group with her vocals and without those these are just strippers with voices that autotunes probably couldn’t fix.
Shut up and dance I say.
Due to my contractual agreements I actually have to say more than that which kind of sucks because I mean this entry is about the Pussycat Dolls. Are they burlesque dancers? A Vegas show? A music group? Puppets? I am going to go with puppets on this one.
Okay, I know you were wondering what the other group members’ names were so here ya go: Ashley Roberts, Jessica Sutta, Melody Thornton, and Kimberly Wyatt. Sorry, I can’t point out who is who and really you don’t care because your eyes are too busy undressing Nicole. That makes you a sick person. Just because she has perfect skin, great curves and the hair of a goddess doesn’t give you the right to look at her as a sex queen.
She is great in bed though. I’m not saying that from personal experience, I am just saying that. I say the sun rises in the East and although I haven’t experienced it, it doesn’t make it any less true. You see how I did that? Good, because I just did that.