Admit it, you read the headline and thought I meant she actually had sex with the whole country of Australia and you didn’t even flinch. That usually isn’t a good thing. I’m not saying that she would actually have sex with a whole country, but you can never put anything over a very determined woman. I mean if she did something like this does that put her in the Oscar race? At the very least it should get her a nomination for a SAG.
Now I have to wonder if anyone has even attempted to try something like this and if so would it be an actress? I mean I don’t think it could hurt your career if you did since we all assume that young actresses get around. Okay, that was a bad thing to say, but would you expect anything less of me.
I mean even if she did do a whole country I don’t think that would stop me from asking her for some ice cream. I thoroughly enjoy some ice cream with a woman after they have had sex. Not with me of course or with anyone else I know, but with a complete stranger. That doesn’t make me twisted, it just makes me a human who can appreciate the development of ice cream.
Waffle cone double scoop if you got it please.