And who would you least expect to stop byÂ Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show?Â Michael Jackson?Â No.Â The Pope?Â No.Â Martha Freekin’ Stewart.Â Now if that’s not a match made inÂ heaven,Â IÂ don’t know what is….
On December 14, StewartÂ dropped by Stern’s studio for a quickie Q & A aboutÂ prison life whereÂ good ole Martha spent some time after beingÂ convicted of insider trading in 2004, but that’s old new now.Â Here’s the scoop on Martha, the possibility of sex withÂ Sir Anthony Hopkins & prison love:Â
On Martha’s Past & Short Crush on Howard- WHAT?!!!!
Martha Stewart: â€œI donâ€™t have a lot of offers to go out on dates.â€
Howard Stern: â€œI thought there was a point you wanted me.â€œ
Martha: â€œI did…but then I met you.â€
On Martha’s Quickie Relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins:
Martha: â€œI wish more men would ask me out, actually.â€
Howard: â€œMen are afraid of you.â€
Martha: â€œI know, thatâ€™s the whole problem.â€
Howard: â€œSir Anthony Hopkins…you dated.â€
Martha: â€œOh, I loved him, but he was…scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maineâ€¦but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldnâ€™t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldnâ€™t get past it â€“ do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?â€
Howard: â€œWhat you bring up is true because I had Linda Blair when she was very young on my show, it was after The Exorcist and she was kind of coming on to me, and I was like â€˜Thatâ€™s the chick whoâ€™s possessed.â€™â€
Martha: â€œI would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldnâ€™t get past the Lecter thing.â€
On Prison Love & Business:
Martha: â€œI managed to find a group of women there who were intelligent, had a lot of talk about.â€
Howard: â€œWho came on to you?â€
Martha: â€œSome girls that looked like boys.â€
Howard: â€œWhat would they say to you?â€
Martha: â€œThey would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. Iâ€™d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First theyâ€™d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.â€
So, what do you think of little miss goodie two-shoes Martha Stewart now?