Kate Gosselin is “freaking out” after her show, Kate + 8, was cancelled by TLC. “Will my family be okay?”
Was her family ever okay? The kids have been living in a fishbowl for six years. Their parents dysfunctional marriage, messy divorce, and their father’s affairs were conveniently hyped up to boost ratings. And then they had to watch their mother on Dancing with the Stars—though Gosselin was hardly “dancing” and she was never a “star,” so what was up with that?!
Maybe it was her exceptional style and crowd-pleasing smile.
Gosselin plans to be a “motivational speaker,” where she will no doubt wow the audience on her knowledge on topics like “How to make money off your kids” and “Get in touch with your inner controlling bitch.” Luckily, Gosselin’s got a lot of people who believe in her, like Jimmy Kimmel. “Why not? She’s already motivated millions of people to not have kids.”
With any luck, she’ll earn enough to pay for her kids’ therapy. It may mean a little penny pinching – now that she can’t charge her family vacations, designer clothes, and hair cuts to the show’s production budget – but that’s reality for you.