This is January Jones. Yes, she is named after the current month. Makes you wonder how much she hates the month of January. I was kind of hoping that after I looked up her information that I would find out she was born in March, but she really is born in January. She is also from South Dakota, which lets me know she is easily the hottest person from there. Also, after she moved to Hollywood the population of the state dropped to 9.
These photos are from InStyle. I don’t read that magazine and I don’t know any woman that does. Makes you wonder if InStyle is actually out of style. Get it? That was actually a good joke if you heard me say it in my January Jones voice.
When we date I don’t think I will call her January, I will call her JJ. If her middle name also begins with a ‘j’ I will call her Triple-J. That is a much cooler name than January, although January is a very cool name.
She would walk into the kitchen naked to make me some pancakes and I would say “what’s up Triple J, love the smell.” The smell wouldn’t actually be the food, but her shampoo that I bought her. It is made from the milk of a yak and is very healthy. I have no idea what a yak looks like or if they even exist anymore, but somehow I would get its milk because I am resourceful like that. Indeed.