Ok, I have to do it- an Official Call Out. Kid Rock is a redneck! As well as Mr. Stapp by default. You could find more singing talent in an Alabama liquor store! Sham on you for buying his album and making him feel that “Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy” was a musically decent thing to do. My ears still ache from that dark time period in our history.
And now we have to see red neck oral sex in the newly acquired video from Red Light District production company. This never-before-seen video is an excruciating 45 minutes long and features the Kid and Stapp receiving oral pleasure from several of their groupies while on tour about six years ago. Run & hide groupies, that skeleton-in-the-closet video you thought was long gone and forgotten is back to make your children say, “You know, that kinda looks like my mom.”
Red Light District president David Joseph told AVN.com, “We obtained the tape from a third party. We haven’t decided exactly when we’re releasing it, but look for it in a few months.”
If you’re Stapp, how can you follow up the wedding present to your new bride of drunken intoxication following arrest and missing the Hawaiian honeymoon flight? Oh, I know! A porno!