Britney Spears’ manager has denied rumors that the pop princess may be pregnant yet again.Â Who let these rednecks into Hollywood in the first place?
Larry Rudolph tells Us Weekly that Spears is certainly not pregs, simply saying, “Britney is not pregnant.”Â Rudolph went on to call recentÂ tabloid reports that Brit is expecting as “absurd”.
Interestingly, the rumors started rather innocently & the interpretation pretty ridiculously.Â Apparently last week when Britney’s new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, wiped peanut butter on his shirt onlookers thought Brit had vomited & thus must be pregs.Â There are so many things wrong with that I don’t even know where to begin!
“Because Isaac didn’t lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney’s vomit,” Rudolph gibbed.
Might want to bring a wipee with you next time, Isaac, my boy.