Britney Spears will take the witness stand on Wednesday in the on-going custody battle for her sons. Everyone expects Federlineâ€™s lawyers to zoom in on for the killâ€”and sadly, theyâ€™ve got a lot of ammo. Her former bodyguard alerted child services that she takes drugs and alcohol. Sheâ€™s been photographed driving her kids without a carseat and flashing her privies. Then there was that hair-shaving episode. Luckily, the court forbid the deposition from being videotaped. Britneyâ€™s awards performance was humiliating enough.
Poor kids. Either they end up with an emotionally disturbed mom or a gold-digging dad.