Last time I talked about Amanda Seyfried she wasn’t looking too hot in her outfit. This time she upgraded a bit and even got to stand next to a guy she has no chance of ever getting, unless she is their co-star. Of course this guy was in a dancing movie and who knows if it was even him dancing.
And let’s not forget he was in the worst movie of 2009: G.I. Joe.. Dear lord, have I told you how bad that movie was? It was worse than crap on top of crap with some chili peppers and I only know that because I have had it before. This bully named Pauly back in 4th grade got a little upset that I was talking to his girl although she told me she said she wanted to spend lunch with me.
Screw you Pauly. Who knows what magic I could’ve created with that girl if I had a chance to share a juicebox with her. She could’ve been my soulmate that I have to wait for in another lifetime. Stop faking happiness Amanda because it doesn’t exist. There is always a Pauly around.