I, um, don’t even know what to say about this pic. It was taken by Dave LaChappelle who of course is a photography genius, but even this one might be too out there for him. Also this photo gives me too much to work with that I am having a hard time narrowing down the angle I want to go with it.
Do I focus on the weird eye makeup? The wearing a pot top as a hat? The leather gloves? The perfectly flipped eggs? No, I will focus on none of those things. Instead I will look at the horrible wall tiling behind her. Who would actually have a ceramic, checkerboard in their kitchen? Definitely not someone of the standard that Alyssa Milano is set at.
And seriously, if you are going to date a hot woman, make sure she doesn’t make a mess of things in the kitchen. Cooking naked is great, but wouldn’t your only thoughts be “great, look at the mess I have to clean up”? She isn’t even trying to put the egg in her hand into the pan.
Looks good. Fun enough personality to do crazy things. Makes a mess of things in the kitchen and you have to even question her ability to cook. This picture almost spoiled my appetite for eggs and Alyssa Milano. Almost.
Scared to see what she would do with spaghetti.