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After TMZ featured K-Fed’s new bod, it is no surprise that he took action – and quick! He is now officially part of the reality series, Celebrity Fit Club. His other ex, Shar Jackson is joining him. Good luck to them both!


Why would anyone want to be called Lil Mama? Anyway, Lil Mama is her name and she did a little Kanye at the VMA. Poor little girl, no one even really noticed – at least no one talked about it except for TMZ, who must have been feeling sorry for her.

You might not have noticed, but Lil Mama jumped onto the stage at the end of the performance of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. It’s sad that she dared do something like that. It’s sadder that no one noticed.


I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this huge guy on TMZ last night. That’s the exact photo I saw – yes folks, it’s Kevin Federline himself. While Britney seems to have gotten even sexier, the same cannot be said of the father of her children.


Hail King Spencer Pratt

Talk about conceit! Spencer Pratt is legally changing his name to King Spencer Pratt. He says that since there is a “a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America.” So he proclaims himself as king? I feel embarrassed for the guy.


Spencer Pratt: Pay Me To Sunbathe

Say that again? Listen up folks, Mr. Pratt wants the Atlantis Paradise Island beach resort to pay him for sunbathing by their pool. I know he has a good body, but why should anyone pay for him to show it off? I think someone needs to get grounded…


Sometimes I feel so badly for these celebrities, especially when they say things that give them away. Spencer Pratt, for example, seems to have been blown away by how beautiful his wife’s photos for Playboy are. All he could say was that they are art. That could have been forgivable, after all, they could indeed be art. But he could not stop himself and just had to add:

“Not, like, Picasso art — real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?”

No, I don’t know what you’re saying, mister. Why don’t we ask Picasso?


Miley’s Stalker Charged

People Miley Cyrus
You’re not THAT famous until you get a stalker of your own. Well I guess Miley has reached that point. A 53-year-old man has been charged with stalking the teenager. He says that he is secretly engaged to Miley.


Finding Bliss - 2009 Slamdance Premiere
Well, at least if you base your decision on her rendition of the song. She performed during the 7th inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game on Friday. Self-admittedly, the rendition was horrific.


Jamie Foxx Has A Stalker

51st Annual Grammy Awards - Show

A man named Steven Taliver was arrested last week for stalking Jamie Foxx. He “found his way” into Jamie Foxx’s hotel room. He posed as Beyonce’s producer, but was eventually found out. Later on he was seen lurking around the set where Foxx is filming his new movie. He’s been nabbed and the Foxx is all good.


Octo Stripper?

Octomom Nadya Suleman heads out for a visit to the hospital

Imagine her…in skimpy clothes…dancing to the pole…umm, I’ll pass. But Octomom told a syndicated radio show that she did it for one gig and quit because she was asked to do lap dances. Okay.


Octo Mom Wants To Go On Oprah

Nadya Suleman heads out from her house

Don’t we all? Nadya’s dad did go on Oprah, though, and the Octo Mom is not happy at all about that. I suppose that in her mind, since it is her who started all this controversy, it should be her on the set of the most popular talk show on earth. Why don’t we ask Oprah why it wasn’t the mom who was interviewed? In any case, she was interviewed by US Magazine and she had some things to say. Read it here.

Michael Jackson's iconic glittery glove among 2,000 of his treasured possessions going up for sale

It seems that Michael Jackson is facing even harder times. He is auctioning off very valuable items this April. The full list has not been disclosed but we do know that he is auctioning off the following:

-American Music Award for “Thriller”
-a velvet cape given to him by his children for Father’s Day in 1998
-a pair of rhinestone-trimmed socks from 1981
-a basketball signed by Michael Jordan
-his own original artwork.

Click here for more auction information.


Fans and regular folks alike, just love to have the latest clothes their favorite stars are into. They may not be able to afford those designer labels but that’s what not counts. As with the movie, “The Devil Wears Prada“, where they said the ordinary folk doesn’t realize that the clothes they wear are influenced indirectly by the sizzling styles of Hollywood and the many fashion designers the world over. The best hot and what’s not in the realm of Hollywood makes headlines all over with pap’s clicking away for your viewing pleasure.
So whether you need the latest and hottest wardrobe setup, or just a preview of how good your favorite stars look. Then you need access to the latest style news which you can find in the many fashion web sites on the internet. Log on and see what the stars are into to create your own style or look like your favorite stars on the streets of Hollywood.


Jessica Alba: I’m Not Stupid

Tropicana Gives Celebrities A

Who said she was? Apparently, everyone thought she was when she told a reporter during the Obama inauguration “Be neutral about it – be Sweden.” You mean Switzerland? Yeah, that too.

Seriously, though, everyone makes mistakes sometimes. And they both start with S, it’s easy to confuse them. It doesn’t mean you’re stupid, does it?

V Festival 2008 - Day 2

My first thought – oh no! Well, the thought didn’t change when I actually saw her picture. If it makes any difference, she didn’t do it in the city or in a concert. She decided to give the gift of a sight of her topless while on vacation in Sta. Lucia…not sure if it can be considered a gift but oh well.


Ever the perennial yoyo dieter, Oprah has sadly lost the battle with the bulge, tipping the scales at 200 lbs., 40 lbs heavier from her 160 lbs earlier this year.

“I’m embarrassed … I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen again?’ ”

The media mogul told the Associated Press before the launch of her January issue of O Magazine where she talks openly about her weight problem. Poor Oprah, with a thyroid problem and an compulsive eating disorder, she has confessed that of late, she has felt like “a fat cow”.


Spencer: Heidi will be bigger than Madonna and Britney


Can you believe the audacity of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag? Despite their first video — “Higher” — being slammed by critics and music fans, they still think they actually have a recording career.

“Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus,” says Spencer, of their next video.

Excuse us while we break into hysterical laughter.


New Janice Dickinson photo… uggh!


They say a picture says a thousand words. What do you think this new picture of a freshly botoxed and siliconed Janice Dickinson says? It’s just too scary for words if you ask me. She looks like a barbie doll that got zapped inside the microwave for a few seconds.

Angelina Jolie is So NOT the Hottest Woman of the Day


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