“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”
It’s definitely difficult and sort of bizarre to deal with. You do really have to just get into a place where you feel Zen about it. You just have to take a deep breath and know that somebody is going to be taking your picture while you’re going to the laundry and picking up your dry cleaning.
“You don’t understand why somebody cares but they’re there. So you just go about your day and ignore them. That’s the best way to deal with it.”
~Jessica Biel talking about dealing with the paparazzi
“Britney is a good person and a good mom.
“She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions.
“She loves her boys (Sean Preston and Jayden James) and they’re turning out great.”
â€œItâ€™s this weird pressure that I probably shouldnâ€™t even talk about. You know how people ask, â€˜Who is the love of your life?â€™ God, I hope I havenâ€™t met that person yet, in a way, because Iâ€™m single. I hope I havenâ€™t had that, since that would be sad.â€
“They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they? It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in track suit bottoms and Ugg bootsâ€¦I have one pair for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no.”
~Victoria “Posh” Beckham on how other women dress in Los Angeles
“Iâ€™d be lying if I said I was completely fine. I was nervous and I was a little bit worried. But not meaning to drop a name, I talked to Gary Oldman about it, because we get on very well and I know heâ€™s been naked onstage.
“And so I said to him, ‘Whatâ€™s it like?â€™ and he said, ‘On the first night youâ€™ll be terrified and on the second night youâ€™ll be terrified and after that you wonâ€™t care.â€™ And thatâ€™s absolutely true. When youâ€™ve done it twice, it doesnâ€™t matter anymore.”
~Daniel Radcliffe on doing nude scene for play “Equus”
We’re all pretty worried about Angelina Jolie’s weight, she’s wasting away to nothing these days.Â And I would haveÂ thought Ang would have been a smarter celeb thanÂ this….
A family friend reveals,Â Â ”She’s wasting away, and Brad doesn’t know what to do.”
“He’s worried sick about her, but she refuses to eat.”
On a recent trip to see Brad’s family in Springfield, MO, Angelina only ateÂ few grapes and a slice of watermelon.
I think it’s time to send a care package full of carbs &Â fiber, don’t you think so?
“When I look in the mirror, what I see is pretty banal. Also, when I’m tired I walk like a caveman. And I don’t like my bad moods.”
July 9, 2007
â€œIt is with great sadness and disappointment that I feel the need to dignify and refute the inaccuracies, blatant lies and misrepresentations that my estranged wife and her attorney made last week in a New York courtroom and continue to make in the press.
Just under 50% of marriages in this country end in divorce and, as most people understand, it is a very difficult thing to endure. To have it played out in the court of public opinion with misleading statements, lies and innuendo is particularly disturbing and disappointing. I would like to set the record straight with the hopes that this process can proceed in privacy.
My estranged wife filed for divorce on May 5, 2006, over fourteen months ago. When she filed her complaint over one year ago, and when she amended it twice she made no mention of alleged adultery or lack of financial support. The fact that they decided to play both of those cards for the first time last week demonstrates their willingness to manufacture stories for their own purposes.
I have always supported JoAnnâ€™s every expense in the past prior to her filing for divorce in May of 2006 and continue to do so to this day. She has had unlimited access to credit cards that I pay for. I have paid for her cell phone, her car, her gas, her car insurance, her health insurance, trips she has taken even the smallest thing like her cat food. Essentially, I have paid for her every expense. I have also paid for her housing the entire time. In fact, the townhouse where she is currently living and that I am paying for is larger than any place she has ever lived and is also a rent-free home to her brother, the brother who had no problem taking shots at me in the press while he is separated from his wife and small child. JoAnnâ€™s claim that I stopped supporting her is simply false. The statement about lack of support by her and her family is both shocking and a prime example that they will stop at nothing to paint me in the press as some sort of monster in order to extort more money out of me.
Her claim that she was my â€œsecretâ€ wife is preposterous and inaccurate. Our marriage was well known to my friends and all of my fans worldwide. She was featured prominently in the first two seasons of my show. She and her family were thanked and credited in every episode and in my recent autobiography.
The fact that they have tried to use Cameron Diaz to accomplish their ends is a sign of their desperation. Here too they have their facts wrong and are attempting to mislead. Anyone that reads the press can figure out the timeline. Cameron and I met in May of this year at the VH1 Rock Honors show, over a year after JoAnnâ€™s initial filing. She and I went on four or five dates and there is no current relationship between us. Cameron is a good friend and an amazing person and to defame her and myself and paint her as the reason for my marriageâ€™s demise is factually inaccurate, ridiculous and just plain wrong. It seems clear, and very unfortunate to me that JoAnn and her attorney both hope that these false statements will provide my estranged wife, who has also been dating during this time, the financial windfall she is obviously seeking.
I hope that this statement of facts can help clear the air about the myriad of preposterous and salacious accusations that have come out in the past few days and put the process back in the courtroom where it belongs. It has never been my intention to play this out publicly but JoAnnâ€™s false public statements have left me no alternative. I am very confident when all of the facts are presented in court that JoAnnâ€™s true motive will be revealed for what it is.â€
Signed, Criss Angel
“I am in love with someone but not P. Diddy. He’s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend.”
~Sienna Miller on rumors of a romance with P. Diddy
“I know about five people who aren’t on drugs today, and I’m one of them.”
~Megan Fox on doing drugs
“I definitely don’t just buy what I want. When you get to that point, then you’re never excited about anything? If I splurge on a bag I still get so excited about it and like, talk about it all the time. I like feeling like that.
~Hilary Duff after being asked whether she justÂ buys what she wants.Â
“I think all newborn babies are ugly! They look like little old men. I think they need a few weeks to grow into themselves… I remember Junior looked like he had a big nose.
“People go ‘ahh, how cute’. But I think, ‘no, how ugly!’
“It’s very rare you find a cute one so young but Junior’s gorgeous now”
~Katie Price on her child Junior being a wee bit ugly.
“Everyone keeps going on about my tits â€” but theyâ€™re only a 32B.”
Yeah right, beotch!Â Those are a 32B & I’m the Prime Minister of Muggles….
“Iâ€™m definitely going to have some [plastic surgery], Iâ€™m sure. Especially when you see what happens to your body after you have a baby.â€
â€œI canâ€™t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. â€˜Boo hoo hoo. Iâ€™m going to jail.â€™ Good. Does that mean youâ€™ll stop showing me your pusssy now?â€
~Lily Allen on Lindsay Lohan
“I have got to tell you, if part of being a celebrity is creating a mystique about somebody, sheâ€™s destroying it every time she opens that lip-glossed mouth of hersâ€
“Being in the public eye, it is really hard.”
“Everyone is constantly criticizing you and picking you apart. You see these magazines and people are enjoying themselves on the beach, and people are zooming in on their cellulite. They notice everything about their body. It is mean and it is hard to stay sane.”
~Hilary Duff on posing in bikini for Shape magazine
“I’m not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don’t digest it as fact.
“It is probably one of the only real shitty things one has to get used to when living in the public eye, but I suppose one of the benefits of this blog is that you can hear it directly from me. I haven’t had a vacation in 6 years and so I decided to take June and July off. I am having the best summer of my life! I am so happy here! I’m hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it. And yes; I am dating. When we shoot Scrubs I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date there are ghosts and they tend to be horrible snugglers. So anyway, blah, blah, blah. Don’t believe the hype.”