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The Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards just wrapped up this weekend, and it was a battle between the grownups and teens for the best dressed votes. See which age group won!

Kids' Choice Awards 2010 Selena Gomez

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Selena Gomez not only took home the Favorite TV Actress award for Wizards of Waverly Place, she also stole the red carpet spotlight with her Christian Cota dress and Sergio Rossi gladiator shoes.

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Miranda Cosgrove creeps me out today

Creepy Miranda Cosgrove

I know she is trying to do the sweet and innocent pose here, but for some reason there is a mess with cupcakes and there is no reason to look like this or do such a pose. It’s creepy. You can’t trust someone that does stuff like this. You might think I am joking, but I am seriously creeped out by this image. When I was younger I remember watching Poltergeist and they had they spooky clown doll that came to life. I had one just like it and couldn’t look at it since.

Now I don’t think I will view cupcake or sprinkles the same way. I will attend a kid’s birthday party and have a panic attack because there are cupcakes everywhere that I fear may turn up and eat me. iCarly isn’t supposed to invoke these kinds of reactions from me, but she has. Has Nickelodeon become the new Disney?

I can only hope the likes of Selena Gomez can save me from my teen angst. Look at me, a 29-year old man talking about teen angst. I can be so silly sometimes that I make myself laugh at the mere thought of pouring green slime down my pants while not showing a care in the world. Isn’t that what teen angst is all about? I thought so because I remember doing that exact thing vividly.

It made going to sleep much easier at night and my skin was impeccable.


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