The Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards just wrapped up this weekend, and it was a battle between the grownups and teens for the best dressed votes. See which age group won.
I know she is trying to do the sweet and innocent pose here, but for some reason there is a mess with cupcakes and there is no reason to look like this or do such a pose. It’s creepy. You can’t trust someone that does stuff like this. You might think I am joking, but I am seriously creeped out by this image. When I was younger I remember watching Poltergeist and they had they spooky clown doll that came to life. I had one just like it and couldn’t look at it since.
Now I don’t think I will view cupcake or sprinkles the same way. I will attend a kid’s birthday party and have a panic attack because there are cupcakes everywhere that I fear may turn up and eat me. iCarly isn’t supposed to invoke these kinds of reactions from me, but she has. Has Nickelodeon become the new Disney?
I can only hope the likes of Selena Gomez can save me from my teen angst. Look at me, a 29-year old man talking about teen angst. I can be so silly sometimes that I make myself laugh at the mere thought of pouring green slime down my pants while not showing a care in the world. Isn’t that what teen angst is all about? I thought so because I remember doing that exact thing vividly.
It made going to sleep much easier at night and my skin was impeccable.